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Old 25-02-2006, 08:58 AM   #1
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After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses – I had to give up drinking beer.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup so I can look nice and pretty for you."


I said, "bugger me, that's what the beer was for!" :

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Old 25-02-2006, 09:17 AM   #2
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Old 25-02-2006, 09:53 AM   #3
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Hahahaha, someone is searching for a slap!!!!
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Old 25-02-2006, 11:03 AM   #4
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Good call!
Soooooooo many things to go along with that. I think we have all seen the posters. I wont say what i'm thinking.......yet.
I'll wait for a few more posts
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Old 25-02-2006, 11:14 AM   #5
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Good call!
Soooooooo many things to go along with that. I think we have all seen the posters. I wont say what i'm thinking.......yet.
I'll wait for a few more posts
Come on say it :P
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Old 25-02-2006, 11:43 AM   #6
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Ok,
Beer - Helping ugly people have sex since 1942
Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Cause there ugly and they stink. :

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Old 25-02-2006, 12:08 PM   #7
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funny as guys ! I will remember that one !
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Old 25-02-2006, 12:18 PM   #8
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Old 25-02-2006, 08:26 PM   #9
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It's over. she's won. You've given up possibly the nearest and dearest friend that a man has. Beer. I'll bet there was no talk of "Well I'll just cut back on the coffee with the girls while you're at work and I'm at home looking after the kids" or "Gee, I only really need one type of moisturiser... Maybe you could buy a slab this week and I'll get some new lippy next payday"

The perfect resposne would perhaps have been, "love, you're popping out another one, it's probably safe to say I'm here to stay, and I am going to need beer to render me further submissive..."
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Old 25-02-2006, 09:54 PM   #10
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lol good old beer
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Old 25-02-2006, 10:00 PM   #11
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how many can trip is she
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