Go Back   Australian Ford Forums > General Topics > Non Ford Related Community Forums > The Bar

The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-02-2006, 02:42 PM   #1
FRDXR6
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
FRDXR6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 975
Default Quotes from different car forums!

Stolen from another site...



Bentley Forums - - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
BMW 3 Series forums - - -Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Nissan Silvia Forums --- Where did my thread go?/ My Ex Gf is a ИИИИИ. Feel sorry for me./ How do i get flutter / BOV noise
BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?
E-series Forums - I blew my headgasket today, how to repair?
VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH
MX5 forums - - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)
Hilux forum - - -MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)
Rover 800 forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Range Rover Forum - - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?
Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Honda Accord forum - - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Yaris forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche forums - - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)
Dax Cobra forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.
Fiat forum - - -Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum - - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, how about you ??
Chevy pickup forum - - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
Supra Forums - - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Volvo forum. - - - What biker, I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, I didn't mean to hit him.
Lexus Forums
-- Hey check out my new regular style tail lights

Pug CC forums
-- Nicky Clarke or Charles Worthington?

Transit Forums
--both my headlights are working, how do i fix this?

Skoda Favorit forums
--2 for 1 on sensible jeans at Asda/George!

Omega forums
-- what are these holes in the dash and roof of my high milage white Omega?

Volvo Forums
-- Guys, i reckon we own up to the fact that are sidelights aren't hardwired on, and we were just winding people up

Saab Forums
--Hi i'm new and know nothing about cars!

Citreon BX forums
--HELP!! my self leveling suspension is bust!

FRDXR6 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 02:45 PM   #2
GreenMachine
Mopar/No Car
 
GreenMachine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Down the Obi..
Posts: 4,648
Tech Writer: Recognition for the technical writers of AFF - Issue reason: Sensational write up about drum brakes. 
Default

Old, but some of those are classic...

"Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)"
__________________
ColumnShift Media

'72 Plymouth Scamp
'80 Courier
'13 Kawasaki ZX14-R
'13 Berlina
'92 Suzuki DR650

If you don't fight - You lose
GreenMachine is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 02:52 PM   #3
LTDHO
The one and only
 
LTDHO's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Carrum Downs, Victoria
Posts: 9,053
Default

Old but good.

MX5 forums - - - Some ******** in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)
Hilux forum - - -MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)


Ha ha
__________________
1992 DC LTDHO 360rwkw built by me
Tuned by CVE Performance
Going of the rails on a crazy train
Other cars include Dynamic ED Sprint, Dynamic DL LTD, Sparkling Burgundy DL LTD, Yellow, Red & Blue XB sedan & Black XB Coupe
LTDHO is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 02:54 PM   #4
RavenLS1
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,419
Default

Where did my thread go?/ My Ex Gf is a ИИИИИ. Feel sorry for me./ How do i get flutter / BOV noise


funny!
__________________
405rwhp LS1, FG XR6T Ute manual, VE series 2 Omega LPG.
RavenLS1 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 03:25 PM   #5
big_waity
Windsor Man!
 
big_waity's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
Posts: 2,048
Default

my fav is the e-series - head gasket gone. Should also add BTR blew up, how do i do a T5 conversion?
__________________
Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/
My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon!
big_waity is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 09:30 PM   #6
Danny
GT4.
 
Danny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 4,218
Default

I liked the back to the future one
Danny is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 09:31 PM   #7
max^power
Formerly au^ute
 
max^power's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: VIC
Posts: 1,032
Default

great post! the Fiat forum one is the best. hahahaha
max^power is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 09:47 PM   #8
Ghiadude
FORMERLY TX3DUDE
 
Ghiadude's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: "THE GONG"
Posts: 2,487
Default

the mclaren quote kiks ***!!!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by AL NZ
it wouldn't matter what FPV or FordOz call it, because it will be - The One.
Ghiadude is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 11:00 PM   #9
Lukeyson
Right out sideways
 
Lukeyson's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Coffs Harbour NSW
Posts: 5,304
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by FRDXR6
Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH
I like that one
__________________
2010 FG XR50 Turbo | 2007 FPV BFII GT, BOSS 302
Lukeyson is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 03-02-2006, 11:26 PM   #10
HLC
Audi S3
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 8,307
Default

:
__________________
HLC is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Reply


Forum Jump


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 01:40 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Other than what is legally copyrighted by the respective owners, this site is copyright www.fordforums.com.au
Positive SSL