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11-10-2005, 11:56 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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Ever been in this situation
I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up too mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d!ckhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."  : : : :
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11-10-2005, 11:58 AM
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Sublime
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hahaha thats great!!
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11-10-2005, 12:05 PM
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Back to N/A land
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Hahahaha fair dinkum
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11-10-2005, 12:16 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
classic!
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11-10-2005, 12:25 PM
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Once PHASED.
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Classic,bwaaaaaaa
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11-10-2005, 12:33 PM
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beep beep
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geez - i've only heard that joke go around the internet about 7 or 8 years ago
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11-10-2005, 01:09 PM
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Last warning
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Bwahhahahahahahaha
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11-10-2005, 01:19 PM
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Two > One
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You should have continued your own conversation, with yourself.
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11-10-2005, 01:22 PM
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Bring back Ambrose!
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Reminds me of a bloke at work who was inside a cubicle and decided to take a photo of "himself" but forgot to turn the shutter noise off on his phone. The bloke next door to him just heard this CLICK noise.
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11-10-2005, 01:35 PM
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11-10-2005, 03:01 PM
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XY Driv3r
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you should have pretended that you were on the phone too!
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11-10-2005, 03:34 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Yeah, thats damn Old! One of my favourites though
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11-10-2005, 04:48 PM
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...fairly odd
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ahahahaha
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11-10-2005, 05:13 PM
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beep beep
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Here it is from 2003:
http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/1111/ Here it is in another part of the world from 2004: http://www.keeran.com/index.php?cat=3 Overlander4wd forums earlier this year: http://forums.overlander.com.au/viewtopic.php?t=24021 South Africa in 2004: http://www.ecr.co.za/index.php?optio...tid=6&id=42665 2002: http://www.baseboard.net/forums/show...?postid=112801 Couldn't be bothered searching any further back
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11-10-2005, 05:42 PM
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its not a!
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dont think your going to steal the laughs....i havent heard it before
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11-10-2005, 05:56 PM
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Who Loves Mountain Women
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yeah either have i, im still laughin
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11-10-2005, 06:17 PM
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Just slidin'
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First time ive heard it. Thats extremely funny
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11-10-2005, 06:32 PM
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I got a top laugh from it.Cheers mate and keep it coming
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11-10-2005, 06:45 PM
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hibernating
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heard it before but still good joke!
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11-10-2005, 11:24 PM
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Excessive Fuel Ingestion
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Nothing like a quick poo eh?
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12-10-2005, 12:19 AM
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Banned
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I thought it was odd that a post by KEV EB XR8, actually had some puncuation. Was suss from the begining.
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12-10-2005, 06:39 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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12-10-2005, 06:44 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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12-10-2005, 07:16 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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"but he who shall find faults in others" "probably got tiny penis" bwhahahaha
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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 : Damo, think kettle, think pot, think black.Although some puncutation would be a good idea in the future, Kev - learning to speak "Kev" is a challenge lololol  : I can give nearly all of you some spelling, grammar and puncutation lessons though... having said that, at times I need it too :nutsycuck  :
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12-10-2005, 08:32 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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Hi Ho Hi Ho , It's back to school i go. No auto correct on here sucs. I will take more notice to improve my engrish , Engwish , English.hee hee hee
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12-10-2005, 11:39 AM
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Hey, do we need to start a poll on who takes or makes phone calls on the throne?
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12-10-2005, 02:24 PM
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PERTHXR6T
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Beat this
Phone rang about 8am Sat morning so the better half rolls over me to pick the phone up and it's her sister so there talking away and the missus is on the side of the bed and i'm still under the sheets butt naked So being the smartarse that i am i thought i would stand on the bed and throw the old fella in her face while she was talking. So i stood up and was about to put it in her face when whack!! on the back of the head i get smacked and i drop to the bed holding the back of my head. Forgot the big roof fan was on as it was hot during the night So there i am half dazed on the bed and the missus is ****ing herself laughing and telling her sister when blood starts to spurt all over the white sheets so i'm up and trying to get to the shower which is 3 meters away so i don't drip blood everywhere. So i'm in the shower washing the blood off and starting to pass out so she calls her daughter who is a nurse and she comes rushing in to see what is going on and there's me butt arsed naked blood ****ing out of my head and using the wall so i don't lose the plot and pass out. Well after about 5 mins in the shower with her daughter looking for the cut which needs stitches i'm sure as it hurts like hell we wrap a towel around my head get dressed and of to the hospital. Roll into the hospital get checked out by the doc who says it clogged itself up and shouldn't need stiches and he says i'll send the nurse out to bandage you head up and i'm thinking sweet no needles in the back of me head, out comes the nurse and starts wiping the cut to have a look and opens it up again so the doc comes out and tells her she shouldn't have done that so he grabs the staple gun and whack,whack,whack 3 staples in the back of the head without anything to dull the pain. (thanks for coming) so they wrap my head up and i walk out with a couple of people having a laugh and who blames them as i look like one of the Taliban. Spent the rest of the w/end with concussion
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12-10-2005, 02:42 PM
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LMFAO, thats what u get for being a smart **** :P
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12-10-2005, 02:49 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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So you now believe in "khama" mate
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Embarasing moments bwhahahahahah
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