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Old 31-08-2005, 08:12 PM   #1
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whos the biggest douche you have to put up with on a daily/weekly basis?

my sisters boyfriend is by far the biggest douche i have ever met. and that is saying a lot.

dead set what a noob. academically he is fairly smart. its just how he acts around me. like get this hes going home or something and he sees me and hes like "hi james, by james" i give a weak grin and a nod.

i just got rid of some freakin virus on the pc cause he downloaded some s**t.

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Old 31-08-2005, 08:22 PM   #2
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I dunno. Whats the current population of the world?
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Old 31-08-2005, 08:24 PM   #3
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I dunno. Whats the current population of the world?
about 6 billion too many.
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Old 31-08-2005, 08:26 PM   #4
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Far out, too many to list!
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Old 31-08-2005, 08:29 PM   #5
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my boss is their leader tho...
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Old 31-08-2005, 08:32 PM   #6
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do i hear service dapartment anyone??? :hihi:
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Old 31-08-2005, 08:43 PM   #7
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My Brother In-Law. He is a serious moron. I can't believe he and my Wife share the same genes. My Wife's 1/2 sister has more sense than my Brother In-Law.

His story is simple. He looses his license because of DUI. His work won't give him leave whilst he does the court and non-driving period. He then decides to drive whilst under a suspended license when he is caught speeding, and then asked to produce his license, which he doesn't have due to the aforementioned incident. After another court case, he is suspended from driving for 18 months, is now confined to public transport. His wife is lead to drive his SS Commodore, with her Camry sitting idle for the time he is unable to drive.

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Old 31-08-2005, 09:48 PM   #8
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For only the second time in my life, it's not someone I work with or work for! That alone is truly staggering.

On a regular basis, I'd have to say the "transit officers" that prowl the North Shore line, with pad and pen loaded and ready to fire. Those MF's **** me off royal, have seen THREE incidents where they should have intervened (somebody was getting hassled / in trouble / etc) and they turned and walked away.
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Old 31-08-2005, 09:52 PM   #9
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some guy i know that always has fk ups with his car.

his cursed with cars had an ea, smashed it, now has an el. still trouble lol
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Old 31-08-2005, 09:52 PM   #10
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besides the usual politicians, people in the public and really radical religious people i would have to say there is one guy at work that i would nominate for world douche bag of the year. a total d1ckhead. then there are a few others but i would rather not mention.
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Old 31-08-2005, 10:14 PM   #11
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one of my uni lecturers s#*ts me to tears.
he thinks he is the greatest thing walking this planet, everyone hates him, he cant organise a single thing and then wonders why we are unorganised.

he's an artsy fartsy douche who needs a reality check
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Old 01-09-2005, 09:55 AM   #12
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one of my uni lecturers s#*ts me to tears.
What is it with Uni Lecturers ? My g/f is doing accounting and do you think they even turn up on time or at all ? Whats the deal ? She's had so many times over the last semester where they haven't shown up.....
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Old 01-09-2005, 10:38 AM   #13
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Too many people, not enough battery life in the cattle prod.
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Old 01-09-2005, 10:43 AM   #14
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What is it with Uni Lecturers ? My g/f is doing accounting and do you think they even turn up on time or at all ? Whats the deal ? She's had so many times over the last semester where they haven't shown up.....

Damn straight, same thing happens to me every now and then, pretty bloody irritating, especially when I've just taken two hours out of my working day to attend said lecture and some moron can't be bothered even sending an email to say he can't be stuffed.
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Old 01-09-2005, 12:18 PM   #15
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i would have to say anyone that drives a camry OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE :togo:
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Old 01-09-2005, 01:41 PM   #16
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I work in a convenience store that sells fuel... every 2nd customer is a douche bag, the rest are old farts or pommy... there are a few regualrs tho, they are always good to talk to and see.
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