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Old 25-08-2005, 07:53 PM   #1
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Default Hypnotherapy for men :)

Oh My... you men are in for a treat! http://eclecticwebs.com/funfile/Hypno/

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Old 25-08-2005, 08:15 PM   #2
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Hahahaha, that should keep some of us entertained for a while...
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Old 25-08-2005, 08:18 PM   #3
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Hahahaha, that should keep some of us entertained for a while...
I was wondering why you were being so quiet. LOL!
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Old 25-08-2005, 08:46 PM   #4
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This one is quite funny but don't look if offended easily.

http://eclecticwebs.com/funfile/orgasmtest/
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Old 25-08-2005, 08:53 PM   #5
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This one is quite funny but don't look if offended easily.

http://eclecticwebs.com/funfile/orgasmtest/

haha and they even managed to spell smoking wrong!
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Old 25-08-2005, 08:57 PM   #6
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Ohhhhh Bindi, your too good to us fella's on here ! :
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Old 25-08-2005, 09:00 PM   #7
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Damn that was funny. Now my arm hurts from trying to reach in to grab it lol.
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Old 26-08-2005, 12:40 AM   #8
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Damn that was funny. Now my arm hurts from trying to reach in to grab it lol.
Trying to reach in and grab what?? : hahahahaha

Once again, Nice one Bindi...
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Old 26-08-2005, 12:45 AM   #9
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yeah nice one Bindi, started to get motion sickness after a minute or so ahahahaha.
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Old 26-08-2005, 06:40 AM   #10
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Ohhhhh Bindi, your too good to us fella's on here ! :
It's cos I luv ya all SOOOOOOOOO MUCH! Even Red and Sourbastard... yes, call me insane if you wish. :
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Old 26-08-2005, 07:02 AM   #11
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It's cos I luv ya all SOOOOOOOOO MUCH! Even Red and Sourbastard... yes, call me insane if you wish. :
Thanks bindi. I feel loved right now.

I have seen it before, but it never hurts to see it again.
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Old 26-08-2005, 07:03 AM   #12
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Here another one most of us guys might have some fun with: http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=722
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Old 26-08-2005, 10:50 AM   #13
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Maddest , You have no idea how true that game can be mate ! :Up_to_som

I did exactly that the first time I ever met my best mates sister , and got SPRUNG!

I didnt even know , after knowing him for about 12 months , that he had a sister . She thought i was a complete perve for ages after that , but 3 months later my charm won thru . We dated for about 6 months after that ! :
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Old 26-08-2005, 11:07 AM   #14
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Wow, she's really quite flexible isn't she?
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Old 26-08-2005, 11:10 AM   #15
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Here another one most of us guys might have some fun with: http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=722


bwahahahahahahaha what a classic , I think that applies to the whole female race not just your mates sister,
The Seinfeld classic , sneek a peek ahahaha
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Old 26-08-2005, 11:32 AM   #16
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bwahahahahahahaha what a classic , I think that applies to the whole female race not just your mates sister,
The Seinfeld classic , sneek a peek ahahaha


AHAHAHAAHAAaaaa : :
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Old 26-08-2005, 01:43 PM   #17
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Oh Bindi...Thank you..hours and hours of fun!!!
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Old 26-08-2005, 01:47 PM   #18
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My god thats a classic!!! she keeps busting me!!!
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Old 26-08-2005, 03:22 PM   #19
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Thats mad. I won! Yaaaaay!
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Old 26-08-2005, 03:53 PM   #20
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Thanx Bindi.
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Old 26-08-2005, 03:57 PM   #21
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Top links by all!!!!!!!!
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Maddest, now you have got me in trouble ! I set the transbudda link to my mate , now his missus thinks im a bad influence !

BWaAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

but seriously , she found it a typical aussie male trait ! She thought it was as funny as we did !
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If dont look then you aint a guy lol. Pitty though when you got busted she didnt sound very female like hahaha.
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