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02-06-2007, 12:23 PM | #1 | |||
You can't stop the signal
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Well these two questions got answered last night, the answers i thought you all would find funny.
Q: How big is the tub of an au ute? A: About 20 slabs of beer Q: How do you lower the rear of a ute 2 inchs in 5 min A: 26 slabs of beer Cheers
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02-06-2007, 12:39 PM | #2 | ||
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A bit thirsty mate?
now all you need to do to raise it back to its original height is drink 26 slabs, its going to be a big day :baby bott :
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02-06-2007, 01:01 PM | #3 | ||
Spin 'em Habib !
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Alco !
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02-06-2007, 01:10 PM | #4 | ||||
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Nice work, although not my choice of beer.
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02-06-2007, 01:33 PM | #5 | ||
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never seen that kind of beer up here in brissy
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02-06-2007, 03:41 PM | #6 | ||
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Lemme guess. End of Uni semester **** up? haha
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02-06-2007, 03:43 PM | #7 | ||
Adapt or perish...
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That's lowered????
Lol...
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02-06-2007, 04:48 PM | #8 | |||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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02-06-2007, 07:07 PM | #9 | |||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Typical P plater.
Cool.
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02-06-2007, 09:39 PM | #10 | |||
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02-06-2007, 11:22 PM | #11 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Thanks for the invite!
Might have to dig out that pic from last saturday of the plumbers crack. |
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03-06-2007, 03:50 PM | #12 | ||||
You can't stop the signal
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For the night, 23.5 slabs, 50L punch and 50L 5th bouy were drunk. Cheers
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03-06-2007, 05:14 PM | #13 | ||
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quality beer there, gotta love the michelob. It's about the only good thing
budweiser have made |
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