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10-02-2006, 07:17 PM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes."
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10-02-2006, 08:03 PM
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HA HA HA, old but still funny.
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friday funnies
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