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Old 30-04-2008, 11:58 PM   #61
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By merging two previous suggestions, I think I've found a winner:

"Tranny Escort"

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What about "Hummer Escort"
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:15 AM   #62
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Escort probably wouldnt go down too well
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i was thinking that. it could also double up as a job description later on in life.

I also liked Tranny Escort...what about Granny Escort (some wont get that...), then Wayne Rooney will like her (lots wont get that...).
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:37 AM   #63
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how bout names to do with tuning... setting the timing in particular.

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Old 01-05-2008, 01:47 AM   #64
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:34 PM   #65
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Knew of a kid named Aochim..... puzzled, and not knowing how to pronounce the name, I enquired as to its origin. Pronunciation was descibed as "Ark-'em" and its origin was, to quote "Like at the drags, Ark 'em up"..... i still don't know what to think, except bogan
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Old 01-05-2008, 12:36 PM   #66
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Cam....


Or Fairlady Z ;)
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Old 01-05-2008, 07:36 PM   #67
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if its a boy, name him 'nine inch'.
As long as the ladies also call him that later on, he's set
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Old 01-05-2008, 08:07 PM   #68
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One of the dogs at my work is named Hemi! He wanted to name the other one Cleveland but his missus wanted to name it Rouge.
I too think car names are better for dogs than babys.
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Old 02-05-2008, 07:56 AM   #69
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i had neighbours when young. Two girls named Mercedes and Porche (said Porsha). They never got teased coz they were both absolute spunks! Seeing as their parents owned a Hyundai and Toyota, i think they were named so, so their dad could say "We also have a Merc and Porche, but we keep them inside mostly..."

Maybe you should take the celebrity road of baby naming and just pick something completely obscure like Tiger Lilly Heavenly Hiraani, Apple, Moon Unit (Frank Zappa's kid), Kal-el, Calico, Beauregard...the list can go on...

on the car related issue, name him/her ----> T.E. hehe
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Old 02-05-2008, 07:59 AM   #70
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ROFLMAO hahaha i cant get over the fact he named his kid Moon Unit!! oh and his other kid is named Dweezel!!! hahahahaha
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Old 02-05-2008, 06:49 PM   #71
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There is a girl in my maths class called "Shelby".
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:02 PM   #72
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For a boy : Landau....

there was dude called that in Star Wars too, Landau Cowrisian or some shi t like that, You remember that black dude that was Han Solos mate.

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Old 02-05-2008, 08:12 PM   #73
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I'm surprised no-one has mentioned Marcos! M. Ambrose was named this by his father who supposedly "mispelt" Marcus on the birth paperwork. Marcos is a famous sportscar brand for those who don't know.

I named one of my daughters Liana a few years before the horrible Suzuki came out. It (the car) is supposed to mean Life In A New Age! Ghastly. Even my Liana who is only 9 reckons they look crap.

Wow thats freaky ! For our last child we seriously considered Marcos for a boy and Liana was our choice if we had a girl..
We eventually called our boy Harrison
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:22 PM   #74
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a bloke i know named his son chev middle name ro and his last name is lay true story he is a chev freak
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:26 PM   #75
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my puppies name is CORTINA....
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:52 PM   #76
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i know a dude named zephyr
mayb his olds conceived in the back of one
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:56 PM   #77
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i know a dude named zephyr
mayb his olds conceived in the back of one
The word Zephyr means breeze. Maybe he was a bit windy.
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:40 PM   #78
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car cleaning accesories:
Buff,Gerney

After Car Related People:
Jack,Roush,Carroll,Shelby,Steve,Saleen(Celine),Mar cos,Craig,Ross(Stone),Jimmy(Stone),Dick,Gary,Myers ,Victor,Bray,Bob(Robert),Jane,Colin,Mcrae,Chip,Foo se

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Cob(ra),Challenger,Chase(r),Impala,Yenko,Esprit,Na rdo,Carrera,Avenger,Ram,Viper,Cuda,Charger,Pacer


Just Not Pajero....lol. *spanish language*
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:09 AM   #79
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if i had a daughter she would be Xanthie Brianna
if i had a son he would be Chris Owen Barry Robert Andrew
maybe the daughter should be Xanthie Caitlin - that way we would have an xc cobra
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Old 03-05-2008, 03:15 AM   #80
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All I can come up with, is Kimberley if its a girl.
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:45 PM   #81
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For a boy : Landau....

there was dude called that in Star Wars too, Landau Cowrisian or some shi t like that, You remember that black dude that was Han Solos mate.
It was actually Lando Calrisian.
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:06 PM   #82
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Yeah thats it , close enough !!
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:19 PM   #83
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I suppose you've ruled out Probe?
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:40 PM   #84
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:25 PM   #85
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Im also with car names only for dogs, I named my red heeler pup Windsor, but saying that my wife and I had Coby picked out as a boy name Coby is a brand of muffler and also the name Gurney was tossed around, ( Gurney Eagle heads ) luckily we had girls.
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:33 AM   #86
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as we don't have kids yet our pets names are the best i can do.

dog- cleveland....with a toy dog called windsor

cat- ambrose...well we got him the year marcos won the championship.
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Old 05-05-2008, 12:38 AM   #87
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Koope (you know, like anfernee)
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(and to Christina with the large breasts in a string bikini....."Cor, Tina!".
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:12 PM   #88
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We kept the car names for the dogs.
Koni the doberman (sadly no longer with us)
Brembo the mixed breed RSPCA rescue giant
Sierra the rhodesian ridgeback

Couldnt name her Shelby as my younger sister already is named Shelby after the mustang.

When we have kids theyll have very boring names in comparison!
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:22 PM   #89
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Make your childs initials AU, although he might be a little funny looking and very unpopular :
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