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Old 13-11-2007, 12:18 AM   #31
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Over here in Adelaide, apparently Santa is banned from saying HO HO HO because some women find it offensive and Slanderous! For F**ks sake, get over it everyone.. Political correctness gone stupid. Santa has been saying HO HO HO for decades, long before women were called Hos.
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Old 13-11-2007, 12:30 AM   #32
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Old 13-11-2007, 12:45 AM   #33
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Eat a bowl of crushed concrete for breakfast and harden the f$%k up.
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Old 14-11-2007, 06:53 PM   #34
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Umm, what the hell???

I'd be more freaked out as a kid if Santa was laughing at me FFS!!
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Old 14-11-2007, 06:57 PM   #35
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Old 14-11-2007, 07:16 PM   #36
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and probably the same moron banning the term "black board" in schools....
Yeah you can only write on the cracker board now.

This is getting ridiculous.. Moreso
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Old 19-11-2007, 02:37 PM   #37
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Santa's sexual harassment trial:-
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Old 19-11-2007, 02:49 PM   #38
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thats gold. :

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Old 19-11-2007, 02:57 PM   #39
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Whats next you say? I won't be at all surprised if someone suggests that "Christmas holidays" are changed to Festive holidays" or something non religious for fear of offending some of our less tolerent and less patriotic members of our wonderfully multi-cultural society.

As FMC351 mentioned- small children sitting on a strange old mans lap? I htought this would have been made an issue long before Ho Ho Ho.........election time- anyone notice whether one party fancies controlling this stupidity and giving us back the real Australia that we used to know and love?
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Old 19-11-2007, 05:18 PM   #40
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As FMC351 mentioned- small children sitting on a strange old mans lap?
Lets not forget he is wearing a disguise...
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Old 20-11-2007, 10:12 AM   #41
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does this mean we cant say GTHO might have to be GTHA'

This is getting out of control!!!!!!!

Stop the planet, i wanna get off.
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Old 20-11-2007, 06:22 PM   #42
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Sums it all up I think.

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