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Old 17-04-2006, 12:52 PM   #61
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Honestly, I have never seen anyone break a dog in half, so have never felt the need to ask the question.....lol.
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Old 17-04-2006, 12:58 PM   #62
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But if you glued the toast to a cats stomach, and dropped the cat off the roof, once it was a foot from the ground, would it then rotate constantly and never fall to the ground?
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Old 17-04-2006, 01:40 PM   #63
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There really are some strange people on this forum going by some of the weird questions... but these cruelty to animal insinuations are just beyond the joke..........
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Old 17-04-2006, 01:47 PM   #64
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why did it take so long to ban "ammojammo"?
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Old 17-04-2006, 06:22 PM   #65
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There really are some strange people on this forum going by some of the weird questions... but these cruelty to animal insinuations are just beyond the joke..........
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settle down, i got it from full frontal back in the day.. and yes i agree its stupid.
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Old 17-04-2006, 06:30 PM   #66
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settle down, i got it from full frontal back in the day.. and yes i agree its stupid.
ha ha I dont need to settle down.. that wasn't me being narky at all..
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Old 17-04-2006, 08:31 PM   #67
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Damn, im loving this thread. Somebody answer my question!! Lol
If someone hasn't allready.. I think it's to do with the two legs maybe?

I duno, but.. shorts, pants, jeans, slacks etc.
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Old 17-04-2006, 08:45 PM   #68
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umm evolution or inbreeding, did Adam and Eve have navels?
How would that create different coloured skin though?

It's funny.. I've asked allmost all christians I know this, and no-one can answer it.. All they can say is 'It's never actually said if they were black or white'.. Well if they were black.. where did white people come from?

And do blacks who follow christianity beleive Adam and Eve to be black? Or still white?

Meh.. I think it was all a scam so that certain people could rule, and keep others in line.. And, as there was no scientific way to really prove anything back then, people followed this.
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Old 17-04-2006, 08:48 PM   #69
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If the number system starts at 0 and climbs and the last number is infinity, the second last number is infinity minus one (ie counting backwards) where does the change over occur?
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Old 17-04-2006, 09:02 PM   #70
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Old 17-04-2006, 09:05 PM   #71
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If any of you actually read the bible then you'd know that the explanation in the bible of the different skin colours (not that i agree with the explanation) is that Noah had four sons and each of them was a different colour and they all took wives and went aboard the ark...yeah i'm not saying that makes any sense but thats what the bible says...you asked

yeah i know its a poor explanation but you were asking where christians get the explanation from... well its from Noah and the ark


the whole idea about faith is that you believe it even though it doesnt make any sense or has no scientific value... that is what FAITH means!! you either believe it or you dont... but when i'm doing 235 down the motorway...i got plenty of faith.... lol





the asian religious belief on the different skin colours is that their god put three clay men in his oven and the furthest away from the fire was not cooked enough so he threw him over his shoulder to europe (white man) and the man closest to the fire was cooked to much and he threw him to africa (black man) but the man in the middle was cooked just right and he placed him gently in asia....

what this explains is that no religion can properly explain the different skin colours.... just comes down to what you want to believe... evolution, faith etc... theres no right or wrong cause no one can prove either way

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Old 17-04-2006, 09:14 PM   #72
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i can see this turning into a reiligous s-hit fight.
chiefy, you lost me after "0" . LOL
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Old 17-04-2006, 09:18 PM   #73
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i agree religion sucks.... but no one knows for sure
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Old 17-04-2006, 09:33 PM   #74
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whats twice as cold as zero degrees?
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Old 17-04-2006, 09:34 PM   #75
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If Adam and Eve were white, where did coloured skin people come from? (or vice versa)
eve got boring and adam found monkeys...... :
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Old 17-04-2006, 10:00 PM   #76
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if you open the door at home with the heater on do you let the cold air in or the hot air out?
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No... That's AIDS :gren:

351ciofgrunt - Your the first person to explain that, even my VERY religious friend couldn't explain it.. Shows how much they really love their religion, lol.
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Old 17-04-2006, 11:15 PM   #78
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if you open the door at home with the heater on do you let the cold air in or the hot air out?
I suppose whichever is the lowest (?) pressure area and causes the move... If I got that right, lol.
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Old 17-04-2006, 11:26 PM   #79
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if you open the door at home with the heater on do you let the cold air in or the hot air out?
Both
The warmer (less dense) air in the upper part of the room will escape and the cooler air will move in in the lower section created by the lower pressure of the hot air leaving.
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whats twice as cold as zero degrees?
zero degrees C or F

Or do you refer to Absolute zero ????????

But of course it but simple to multiply the zero to rusult in your answer which is of course your start point so which was it C, F or absoloute.?????
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Old 17-04-2006, 11:31 PM   #81
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Who married the smart alec. OOOOps that would be me. I guess someone had to do it.
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Who married the smart alec. OOOOps that would be me. I guess someone had to do it.
Don't you get sick of him around the house? =P
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Old 17-04-2006, 11:35 PM   #83
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Yes but can't shut him up and there are a couple more clones of him running around that are hard to ignore too. He thought he was always right when I first met him but now he knows how to say sorry 'I was wr wr wr wrong'.
And he also looses bets on a regular basis.

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zero degrees C or F

Or do you refer to Absolute zero ????????

But of course it but simple to multiply the zero to rusult in your answer which is of course your start point so which was it C, F or absoloute.?????
Hey yes, i understand that one, its just like the old maths rule, anything times by zero is still zero.!!!
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Ear plugs also come in handy.
I like this one. Makes un-pleasent snoring dissapear :
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We would if we knew that men left it clean on the top of the bowl with no drips. There are 4 boys in this house and 3 girls we are out numbered.
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If the number system starts at 0 and climbs and the last number is infinity, the second last number is infinity minus one (ie counting backwards) where does the change over occur?
The number system would start at infinity * -1 and end at infinity

But to answer your question
a. infinity minus one doesn't exist
b. 0 = infinity minus infinity so there is no switch over
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Old 18-04-2006, 01:09 PM   #89
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Here's one for you...

What do you call a male ballerina?
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Here's one for you...

What do you call a male ballerina?
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how do they change a flat tyre on a jumbo jet?

an egg would have to come before a chicken as the chicken must have evolved from somthing before it which would give birth to "the egg containing a chicken"
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