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Old 30-06-2020, 11:37 PM   #1201
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Why is it that we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
Probably the same reason why sour cream has an expiry date and the fact they insist on using new, sterile syringes to administer a lethal injection
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Old 04-07-2020, 10:48 PM   #1202
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ÖThe NRMA road service gives out ďGold Life MembershipĒ which it will cancel if you donít pay every year?

Iíd like to see a legal challenge based on the imputation of this productís name.
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Old 04-07-2020, 11:34 PM   #1203
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Why is it they don't play cricket in China?
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Why is it they don't play cricket in China?
Somebody ate all the bats
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Why is it Noah only accepted two genders on his Ark? How did the other 62 genders survive the Biblical flood?
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Why is it Noah only accepted two genders on his Ark? How did the other 62 genders survive the Biblical flood?
They stayed in the shallow end
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they were all animals. Animal dont have mental problems with sex definition
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Why is it the residents of the 50 states,of which most are located between Canada and Mexico, call themselves American? As the continents of America extend from Canada to Chile does that not mean that people from all of the nations on these two continents are also Americans?
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Why is it the residents of the 50 states,of which most are located between Canada and Mexico, call themselves American? As the continents of America extend from Canada to Chile does that not mean that people from all of the nations on these two continents are also Americans?

Syndrome...just what the 'ell do you smoke coming up with all these strange questions
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I suppose this a why is it, but anyhow. 17 or so years ago i did some recording on an old as drumkit that was shagged and bought for $50. I put skins and bits from stuff bin worthy off my drum kit. So that did the job. Ive been offered the $50 drumkit multiple times. Its a no for me as its a raging piece of crap. It sold for $6,500. That makes no sense unless people are flat out stupid .
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That a water main outside your house never breaks when youíre on holiday, only when youíre home and either about to shower or cook?
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Nothing mate. it is called thinking outside the square.
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Been watching a few Youtube clips of great remote control planes.
But why is it when one crashes everyone runs over to it like lives are on the line, there's no one inside.
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Theyíre model citizens!
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