Email scam.....beware.

[Kryton]

now i dont usually get junk mail or spam in my email account, maybe 1 a year if im not lucky.
anyway got this one this morning. probably already done the rounds and is a bit better than the older email scam but is essentially along the same lines.

aparantly I am the last surviving relative of some guy that had $30,000,000 :togo:
enjoy the read....feel free to spam him if you wish :

Good day,

I am David Palmer, staff of SMITH & WILLIAMSON Private Banking. I am contacting
you concerning a deceased customer and an investment he placed under our banks
management three years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the
contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information
you come by as a result of this mail. I contacted you independently of our
investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to
intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In
2000, the subject matter; came to our bank to engage in business discussions with
our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of
Thirty million united states dollars, which he wished to have us turn over
(invest) on his behalf. I was the officer assigned to his case; I made numerous
suggestions in line with my duties as the de-facto chief operations officer of the
private banking sector, especially given the volume of funds he wished to put into
our bank. We met on numerous occasions prior to any investments being placed. I
encouraged him to consider various growth funds with prime ratings. The favored
route in my advice to customers is to start by assessing data on 6000 traditional
stocks and bond managers and 2000 managers of alternative investments.

Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made
attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and
interest stood at this point at over ten million United States Dollars, this
margin was not the full potential of the fund but he desired low risk guaranteed
returns on investments. In mid 2001, he asked that the money be liquidated because
he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments here in the United
Kingdom. He directed that I liquidate the funds and deposit it with a security
firm. I informed him that SMITH & WILLIAMSON would have to make special
arrangements to have this done and in order not to circumvent due process, the
bank would have to make a 9.5 %deduction from the funds to cater for banking and
statutory charges. He complained about the charges but later came around when I
explained to him the complexities of the task he was asking of us. Cash movement
across boarders has become especially strict since the incidents of 9/11. I
contacted my affiliate and made the funds available to the security firm. I
undertook all the processes and made sure I followed his precise instructions to
the letter and had the funds deposited with the security firm. The Security Firm
is a specialist private firm that accepts deposits from high net worth individuals
and blue chip corporations that handle valuable products or undertake transactions
that need immediate access to cash. This small and highly private organization is
familiar especially to the highly placed and well-connected organizations. In line
with instructions, the money was deposited with the security firm.


The deceased told me he wanted the money there in anticipation of his arrival from
Norway later that week. This was the last communication we had, this transpired
around 25th February 2003.In June last year, we got a call from the security firm
informing us that the inactivity of that particular portfolio. This was an
astounding position as far as I was concerned, given the fact that I managed the
private banking sector I was the only one who knew about the deposit at the
security firm, and I could not understand why the deceased had not come forward to
claim his deposit. I made futile efforts to locate the deceased. I immediately
passed the task of locating him to the internal investigations department of SMITH
& WILLIAMSON. Four days later, information started to trickle in, apparently our
client was dead. A person who suited his description was declared dead of a heart
attack in Cannes, South of France.

We were soon enough able to identify the body and cause of death was confirmed.
The bank immediately launched an investigation into possible surviving next of kin
to alert about the situation and also to come forward to claim his estate. If you
are familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services
usually prefer anonymity, but also some levels of detachment from conventional
processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. In the field of private
banking, opening an account with us means no one will know of its existence,
accounts are rarely held under a name; depositors use numbers and codes to make
the accounts anonymous. This bank also gives the choice to depositors of having
their mail sent to them or held at the bank itself, ensuring that there are no
traces of the account and as I said, rarely do they nominate next of kin. Private
banking clients apart from not nominating next of kin also usually in most cases
leave wills in our care, in this case; the deceased died without a testate. In
line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away, we
instituted our own investigations in good faith to determine who should have right
to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past months been unfruitful.

We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate
companies to get to the root of the problem. It is this investigation that
resulted in my being furnished with your details as a possible relative of the
deceased. My official capacity dictates that I am the only party to supervise the
investigation and the only party to receive the results of the investigation. What
this means, you being the last batch of names we have considered, is that our dear
late fellow died with no known or identifiable family member. This leaves me as
the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing situation is in
relation to the deposit and the late beneficiary of the deposit.

According to practice, The Security Firm will by the end of this financial year
broadcast a request for statements of claim to SMITH & WILLIAMSON, failing to
receive viable claims they will most probably revert the deposit back to SMITH &
WILLIAMSON. This will result in the money entering the SMITH &WILLIAMSON
accounting system and the portfolio will be out of my hands and out of the private
banking division. This will not happen if I have my way. What I wish to relate to
you will smack of unethical practice but I want you to understand something. It is
only an outsider to the banking world who finds the internal politics of the
banking world aberrational. The world of private banking especially is fraught
with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain
portfolios. You should have begun by now to put together the general direction of
what I propose. There is Thirty million dollars deposited in a security firm, I
alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless
I instruct them to do so. I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far
as SMITH & WILLIAMSON is concerned, the transaction with our late customer
concluded when I sent the funds to the security firm, all outstanding interactions
in relation to the file are just customer services and due process. The security
Firm has no single idea of what's the history or nature of the deposit. They are
simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes
forward. This is the situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money trying
to track this mans family; they have investigated for months and have found no
family.

The investigation has come to an end. My proposal; you share the same surname with
our late client; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the security
Firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt
of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half. That is: I will
simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you.
We share the proceeds 50/50.I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released
to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in
claiming the deposit. But on the other hand, you with the same very name as the
original depositor would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim. I
assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within a few days. I will
simply inform the bank of the final closing of the file relating to the deceased I
will then officially communicate with The Security Firm and instruct them to
release the deposit to you. With these two things: all is done.

The alternative would be for us to have The Security Firm direct the funds to
another bank with you as account holder. This way there will be no need for you to
think of receiving the money from The Security Company. We can fine-tune this
based on our interactions. I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask
that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I
ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to
you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career
because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like
my self who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private
banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good
conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my
industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones' way
once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once I find myself in
total control of my destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you do not
destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on
with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity
to provide them with new opportunities. There is a reward for this project and it
is a task well worth undertaking.

I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to
work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation,
good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of
relevance in my life. Let's share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work
with me, contact me through this email account: david_palmer477uk@yahoo.co.uk if
you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I
wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny
knowing you and about this project. I repeat, I do not want you contacting me
through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my
official email account. Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for you
and also through this email address. I do not want any direct link between you and
me. My official lines are not secure lines as they are periodically monitored to
assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management
Policy. Please observe this instruction religiously. Please, again, note I am a
family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure
of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is
nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of
gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not
betray my confidence. Kindly send your response to my private email address:
david_palmer477uk@yahoo.co.uk

I await your response.

David Palmer.

[cArSiK]

hahahah what if he is for real ?!?!?!?

Ohh isnt David Palmer the President from '24' ?

[Lightning Strike GT]

Smith and Willliamson dealing with a security firm
Very close to Smith and Wesson , what a gun of an idea out:
What a crock of crap

[Falcon Coupe]

Find a sporkeh link to send him. :dr_Evil:

[new2ford]

This sounds like a Nigerian email scam. You need some light relief davway:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3887493.stm

There is a website www.419eater.com with hilarious stuff. I don't know whether its still running.

Cheers

[Kryton]

Originally Posted by new2ford

This sounds like a Nigerian email scam. You need some light relief davway:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3887493.stm

There is a website www.419eater.com with hilarious stuff. I don't know whether its still running.

Cheers

yeah i know, had a look at the site ages ago.
cant believe that these people expect others to be dumb enough to fall for it though.
just for a matter of fact...Smith and Williamson IS a real financial service in the U.K.
should forward them a copy of the email and see what they think of their name being used.
EDIT: sent the company off a full copy of the email.

[JD2004]

I love the fact that these people really can not cook up a proper looking letter, i mean to start with Thirty million united states dollars, would not all fall in lower case text. Nor would the use of "heart attack" be used in any form of statement from a medical firm. Cardiac Arrest is probably more likely to be used.

Just my 2 cents. The people that read this and have money taken off them probably deserve to have it ripped off them, as you have to be silly to not see through this kind of garbage.

Luke

[Boss 260 Ute]

That's not a scam! That's how I got all my money!!!!! J/K

LOL but seriously I get those types of e-mails ALL the time... Just block sender and dlete

[tabletennisman]

Originally Posted by cArSiK

David Palmer the President from '24' ?

:P. that's the first thing i thought of when i read David Palmer.

[Kryton]

Originally Posted by Boss 260 Ute

LOL but seriously I get those types of e-mails ALL the time... Just block sender and dlete

i did but thats the thing though.....i dont get Spam. ive had my mail account for nearly 6 years and have only got spam about 4 times.
i dont sign up to anything or use it for things like that.
ill be interested to see if Smith and Williamson actually reply to my email or not.
not holding my breath but if it were my company name being used in a scam, i would want to know about it.
maybe they'll give me thirty million US dollars

[LUXO_8]

i LOVE the way that he has a yahoo email account
if he worked for smith and williamson, you'd imagine he'd have a blah blah @ smithwilliamson . whatever type email...

[Kryton]

"It is this investigation that resulted in my being furnished with your details as a possible relative of the deceased..............................
.....But on the other hand, you with the same very name as the
original depositor would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim...........
This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track this mans family; they have investigated for months and have found no family."
thats 3 parts from the scam...which is it? im a relative but they failed to find any relatives of the deceased?.......oh except for me.
funny thing is though, there is a book of EVERY (my surname) that has EVER lived and who/how they are related.
each and every (my surname) IS related in same way or form....its not like a surname like Smith where the are millions of unrelated people....all of us that share the same surname are related.
what a fool.

[sgt_doofey]

Might want to pass it on to Yahoo as well and possibly get that e-mail account shut down to stop people from falling victim to this idiot.

[LUXO_8]

Originally Posted by sgt_doofey

Might want to pass it on to Yahoo as well and possibly get that e-mail account shut down to stop people from falling victim to this idiot.

all that'd do is stop the guy for 5 secconds untill he sets up another.....

[Polyal]

Seriously, anyone that downloads files from someone they dont know, or even reads through emails from strangers is just asking for trouble. It makes you wonder about the people that fall for it.

[Pedro]

Originally Posted by davway

Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at over ten million United States Dollars, this margin was not the full potential of the fund but the desired low risk guaranteed returns on investments..

WOW! A 33% return in a few months at low risk! Warren Buffet ... eat your heart out.

[GXL078]

NO it's for real. David Palmer is Robert Palmer's brother and HE is actually dead. This deal is simply irresistable.

[I6corp]

I just like how, he doesn't mention who the deceased is, nor who you are :

[AU1FORME]

Originally Posted by davway

yeah i know, had a look at the site ages ago.
cant believe that these people expect others to be dumb enough to fall for it though.
just for a matter of fact...Smith and Williamson IS a real financial service in the U.K.
should forward them a copy of the email and see what they think of their name being used.
EDIT: sent the company off a full copy of the email.

I do a bit of scam baiting from time to time and let me tell you there are thousands that do fall for it something like 170 million a year gets scammed like this.

they prey on naive and GREEDY people

PS before you all shoot me "Scam Baiting" is baiting the scammers not actually doing the scamming.

[deesun]

Husband of Mrs Palmer? Wonder where the five daughters fit in to the scam.

[Kryton]

Originally Posted by AU1FORME

I do a bit of scam baiting from time to time and let me tell you there are thousands that do fall for it something like 170 million a year gets scammed like this.

they prey on naive and GREEDY people

PS before you all shoot me "Scam Baiting" is baiting the scammers not actually doing the scamming.

bait him. i would myself but i couldnt be bothered putting the time into it.

[sgt_doofey]

Originally Posted by MADNC_8

all that'd do is stop the guy for 5 secconds untill he sets up another.....

Naturally, but how many people has he sent this e-mail to with that e-mail address in it? If people do actually fall for it (: ) and that e-mail account has been shut down, then their responses will just bounce. It's about trying to save other people as well.

[GXL078]

I loved that Nigerian website! Its NOT racist, honest.

[PJ_SR_AUII]

A woman at my wifes work fell for one of these scams and sent through her phone number and was in the process of getting her birth certificate and bank details to send to the scammer who claimed they were a solicitor in Nigeria and had an inheritence from some long lost relative. It was just lucky that her supervisor intercepted a call from this so called solicitor and informed the police.
I cant belive people can be so gulible. This woman was 28yrs old and she also checked with her dad and he said it was possible that she had a relative over there but as soon as the cops chased it up the guy stopped calling and emailing her

[xdc351]

Oh another calssic! What an essay too, must have taken ages to write.

The best (well worst) I've seen was an actual letter sent to my parents from some scammers claiming they'd won some nigerian lottery... all they had to do was fill out the aplpication form.... which wanted to know CC numbers, pin's numbers, relatives contact details, etc, etc. Was the most pathetic junk I've ever seen, printed on what must have been a 10yo bubblejet on normal copy paper with a pathetic 'watermark' in the background.

But at least it cost them money to send it though snail mail!

[[Tonko]]

Originally Posted by deesun

Husband of Mrs Palmer? Wonder where the five daughters fit in to the scam.

BWAHAHAHA!!
i think i was the only one that got that...

[WRP11]

^^^^ oh, righto, ha ha...

this scam was on tv a year or so ago, they set the guy up and played along, went all the way to england and sprung the chit bag...

Quite an essay..