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Old 05-04-2022, 10:20 AM   #1
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It's not what's overhead that worries me...
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Old 09-04-2022, 12:13 PM   #2
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Is that coriander I see; are you going vegan Cav?
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Is that coriander I see; are you going vegan Cav?
Is that what the green stuff was?

BTW, the boss was working at the pay counter.

I asked her if she gave discounts to good lookin' blokes?

She said yes

And then charged me full price
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The ute's life when not picking up good lookin' chicks...





Heading south to freezeville tomorrow
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Old 08-06-2022, 03:34 PM   #5
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Bit of a sticky situation there.

Actually, I think his tail gunner is underneath, buried with sticks and camo scrim.

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Old 08-06-2022, 03:36 PM   #6
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The ute's life when not picking up good lookin' chicks...

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Heading south to freezeville tomorrow
Excellent idea - pretend to go to the tip but you drive down the street, all the **** flies out the back when you get around the corner, you save on tip fees and its not your problem anymore
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Old 08-06-2022, 04:22 PM   #7
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Holy crap. A ute being used for ute purposes. Ive had 2 utes used for ute purposes, but utes for uteing these days are rare to see.
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Worlds load securing down job
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Worlds WORST load securing down job
Worlds WORST posting job too

Make sure that loads not too heavy, the frenchy wont like it too much.
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It's tied down so it's legal, dumbass!
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It's tied down so it's legal, dumbass!
https://www.qld.gov.au/transport/veh...ransport-loads

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Garden refuse can be light enough to blow off a ute or trailer during transport. Use a secured tarpaulin or netting to prevent light items blowing away and endangering other road users.

If the refuse is loaded higher than the sides of the ute or trailer, tie or strap it down to prevent it moving.
You blurring the lines there
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Garden refuse
Garden refuse can be light enough to blow off a ute or trailer during transport. Use a secured tarpaulin or netting to prevent light items blowing away and endangering other road users.

If the refuse is loaded higher than the sides of the ute or trailer, tie or strap it down to prevent it moving.

Yes as above

The load was secured according to Qld law

No movement of the load
No leaves blown off
Ute not overloaded
No overhang
Didn't cover lights or plates

And besides, the young chick was besotted by us in the ute.

Me and Miss Penny
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Old 08-06-2022, 05:51 PM   #13
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But Cav I see you had to leave your green porta-urinal near the gate. That will create issues on the way to freezeville with your old man's bladder issue won' it?
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But Cav I see you had to leave your green porta-urinal near the gate. That will create issues on the way to freezeville with your old man's bladder issue won' it?
It's there to make sure I don't forget it, you bastard!
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It's there to make sure I don't forget it, you bastard!
At the moment my calcified prostrate and I are waiting to see a urologist and are full of empathy and ****.
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you have the boy scouts around giving it a wash.
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Old 08-06-2022, 07:58 PM   #17
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I though this was the usual QLD method:



or



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Old 23-08-2022, 11:24 AM   #18
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The chick magnet ute was working today at Yap-Hoon RSL taking bottles and cans to the recyclers.

Pictured here is Wayne our volunteer gardener.

He's been doing odd jobs now for seven years.



The chick at the recyclers is smitten with Wayne.

She barely looked at me.
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Old 23-08-2022, 11:52 AM   #19
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Surprised the transmission didn't fall apart after having to work a bit on the exit.
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Old 23-08-2022, 01:29 PM   #20
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Good to see you're still alive and kicking ya old bastard, don't go so long between posts
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