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Old 20-10-2005, 08:09 PM   #1
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How bloody funny is it? Good to see some people don't give a stuff about being PC. Anyone know how it's rating? I hope it doesn't get canned.

"Sit the f*** down old man, bingo's f***ing over when Chopper says it's over"

Pity the B-team sucks. Unplanned was way better.

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Old 20-10-2005, 08:19 PM   #2
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that dude with the green and white rugby top is a crack up, that bit with the $5 note haha.
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Old 20-10-2005, 08:47 PM   #3
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yeah its a good show, the only bit I don't like is when he is on that horse thing between skits.
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Old 20-10-2005, 08:48 PM   #4
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yeah my thoughts exactly, love it !
and yeah, b team sucks bunghole, unplanned was classic. back to watching glass house for me
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Old 20-10-2005, 09:51 PM   #5
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The skits last week with the girl and the frog under the desk and the "dad where do i come from" were mega funny.
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Old 20-10-2005, 10:51 PM   #6
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Finally a skit show that is acually funny!!
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Old 20-10-2005, 10:54 PM   #7
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The chopper skits are a pearler, he has the lingo and the character down pat

I loved his spin on the bingo numbers this week.... "number 66.... up the other way love!"
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Old 21-10-2005, 10:29 AM   #8
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"number 62, it's supposed to be an f'ing 69 and now there's a f'ing duck in there"

"Where's all the brown gone?" "Back to the townships where they belong"

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Old 21-10-2005, 10:45 AM   #9
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Hehehe, yeah i only see the last 10 minutes of it as there's stuff on cable i like to watch on a wednesday. But the chopper skit is absolutely gold.

"Next f***ing number..."

"Bingo!"

"Bull f***ing s***!"
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Old 21-10-2005, 11:45 AM   #10
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It is...interesting. Certainly has laughs in there, has heaps more potential than the lame attempt at comedy Comedy Inc. I will keep watching it, but that guy in the cowboy suit is quite weird!
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What's the teabag guys name?

You don't have to covertly flavour your friends drinks. Why not ask, why don't you try some of my delicious ball sack?
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Old 21-10-2005, 01:46 PM   #12
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Old 21-10-2005, 02:08 PM   #13
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Some of its pretty crap but the Chopper skits are awesome. That guy absolutely nails it. Its worth watching it just to see that.
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:02 PM   #14
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The pommie guys suck. Funny the first time, sucks the fifth time.

Chopper is the best!

"Doggy's having a sleep now, hasn't had one for 6 days the f'ing junkie, probably od'ed and had a f'ing cardio"

"Naw iz not pastas iz potatoes"
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:13 PM   #15
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I keep seeing ads for this and thinking I should really sit down to watch it, but due to my inability to sit down and tolerate the B-Team, I keep forgetting all about it.

Damn that show, it's had me forgetting about The Shield, too.
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:16 PM   #16
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i just keep forgetting its on.....
i need a reminder lol!
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:16 PM   #17
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Whens this on ? What channel?
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:22 PM   #18
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Channel 10, 10:05 Wednesdays. Right after the B-team. Which sucks.

Merrick and Rosso used to be so funny. Ahhh back in the JJJ days....now all I want to do is punch DJ Panfa in the face.
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:26 PM   #19
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Personaly i agree.

Gnocci is a vegetable not pasta. Its made from potatoes. :Reverend:
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:33 PM   #20
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I thought DJ Panfa was funny a couple of times through the first two episodes. But the funniest bit I've seen them do is the wog(?) bloke with the real thin beard that was in the gym talking to the bird behind the counter.

"Do you allow firearms on this premises?"
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"Then why did you let me in with these cannons?"
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Old 21-10-2005, 07:38 PM   #21
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ile watch it next week cheers
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Old 21-10-2005, 08:32 PM   #22
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DJ Panfa was alright the first few times, now it's just "DEEEEJJJAAAAYYYY PANFA RIPPING IT UP.....*insert 60's70's/80's artist name* OLD SCHOOOOOOLLLL!!!! BANG BANG!!!!".

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It has its moments (Brett and Craig), but over all it's pretty **** poor.
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Old 21-10-2005, 08:38 PM   #23
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I only watched the first two episodes then decided I wasn't gonna bother hanging round for more.
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Old 21-10-2005, 08:41 PM   #24
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Yeh this show absolutely rocks.. I love it.. I hope it stays on it's one of the best comedy's we've seen on TV for a while..

I usually hate those comedy/skit shows but by halfway through this i'm in stitches..

Chopper is definitely the best part, but the dude with the money was funny too then the arabs in the cave laughing at the folded note hahaha

Also agree about the B Team.. unplanned was pretty good, B Team sux balls, and the old radio days were the best for those boys for sure.
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Old 11-11-2006, 06:10 PM   #25
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gnocchi!! potatos not pasta hahahaha
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Old 11-11-2006, 06:21 PM   #27
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chopper bingo: http://youtube.com/watch?v=W59nPLHSh8s
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should just be a half hour show of chopper ****takes.
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Old 11-11-2006, 07:49 PM   #29
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chopper is a legend ' follow him home coz were theres drugs theres cash, then ya jump and say " SUPRISE NEV YA FU*$!*$ ********, AAWWW NO CHOPPER I DON`T, FU*#($% BANG!!!!!! "

godda love the f`ing bang

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Old 11-11-2006, 08:42 PM   #30
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"cocoa poop....put it in your hole"

That lost island skit though is a bit much though (round the bend)
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