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Old 29-09-2007, 08:42 PM   #61
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Old 29-09-2007, 08:48 PM   #62
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I thought I'd seen it all......

Here's the kicker, unless you knew it was a sex sheep you just thought it was a regurlar inflatable sheep. Needless to say the Principal and deputy's signed it and photos of the sheep appeared in the year book.

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Old 30-09-2007, 01:15 PM   #63
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we got pretty well canned cos of the last couple of years, so much so that there was actually a whole bunch of security there (not bad for a country school) but a couple of my mates ran the security of their feet all night, they were military cadets so had all the camo gear and planted 'cheesy bombs' all around the grounds (a can of cheese (military rations) on a small frame made out of coat hangers with a hexamine tablet (solid fuel for camp cookers) underneath lit up and the can of cheese would explode 5-15 min later!

but i know a couple of years before mine there was my neighbours daughters car stuck in the bike racks cos they destroyed the commos trans by running over several metal bins doing circle work on the front oval, dumping a couple tons of sand with 44 gallon drums full on concrete in the enterance so nothing could get in. the sheep spray painted green, the steers locked into the enterance to the staff room. vasaline on lots a door handles, metal zip strips locking shut all junior school lockers.

one thing got done though not on muck up day was a bunch of bins strung up from the inside of the roof of the two storey high aviary! that had the vice principal totally freaking out and going nuts my mate who was suspect number one on it admitted to him a few years later
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Old 30-09-2007, 01:47 PM   #64
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One of my mates who was a year above me got expelled for running through the school assembly wearing a tie & a ballaclava, a teacher chased him 2 km's and tackled him.

Being a sport school we had massive food fights every day, esp on the bus. And i mean oranges, lemons, full yoghurt tubs, poppers. Pretty much all the good stuff we had planned to do the school found out about, there was 5 full times gaurds there for week muchup was on. 2 of my mates even got charged with stealing a Ronald Mcdoland statue, we pinched it & were going to dyna bolt him to the wall in the quad half way up and strip the heads but someone gave us up and they ended up in the . After all that we gave up and went to the beach for the rest of the week.
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Old 30-09-2007, 01:56 PM   #65
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Had our Muck up day back in 81 and it was as close to murder what we got up to

Thank god there was no Schoolie week back then

We would have gotten deported

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Old 30-09-2007, 05:31 PM   #66
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I helped my younger brother out a couple of years ago, we went and removed every second witches hat from the main street beautification project and a couple of road closed and road work ahead signs and put them along the student/teacher parking area at the school. When my bro got to the school he was told that the council had been there for 1/2 an hour. 20mins later the shire engineer turned up, and half an hour after that they finally decided that the signs weren't meant to be there
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Old 30-09-2007, 05:38 PM   #67
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we got pretty well canned cos of the last couple of years, so much so that there was actually a whole bunch of security there (not bad for a country school) but a couple of my mates ran the security of their feet all night, they were military cadets so had all the camo gear and planted 'cheesy bombs' all around the grounds (a can of cheese (military rations) on a small frame made out of coat hangers with a hexamine tablet (solid fuel for camp cookers) underneath lit up and the can of cheese would explode 5-15 min later!
haha them things go off! sound like a cracker! the down side is burning cheese and shrapnal going everywhere... lol yeah go cadets!
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Old 01-10-2007, 08:13 PM   #68
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few years before us they burnt the grass in the shape of a males goodstuff , actually really symmetrical....that was still there like 3-4yrs later, even after extensive watering and grass planting

we had a b omb threat, but no one wanted the criminal charge.....all we did was EVERY yr12 even the nerdy ones wagged and all went down to a swimming hole.... lets say there was no grass left there either....

btw - its in north qld, where the grass is green every day of the year, most of the time it grows faster than you mow it
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Old 01-10-2007, 10:00 PM   #69
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the down side is burning cheese and shrapnal going everywhere... lol yeah go cadets!
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:28 AM   #70
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When I was in Yr 10 , The Yr 12 kids "Kidnapped" the Manual Arts Master and the Maths Master at morning Assembly , took them out one of the Local hilliest roads about 25k's (advantage of being in the country) and dumped them off with one of those old "Tandem Pushbikes" with an extra 5-6 links in the chain , so it would keep falling off .
That was funny enough , but the best part was we ALL knew that they hated each others Gut's

There was a few Manual Arts (Woodwork & Metalwork) and Maths classes missed that day , wasn't a very busy road ,and not a lift in sight .

Manual Arts Master was a friend of our family , he said it "wasn't a very pleasant ride"

The Maths Master was a real mongrel . (His nickname was Howling Heffron) cause those were the days of the CANE and if you had to face him , you came out "howling" I was lucky enough not to make my presence known to him . :

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Had our Muck up day back in 81 and it was as close to murder what we got up to

Thank god there was no Schoolie week back then

We would have gotten deported

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Old 02-10-2007, 03:27 PM   #73
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We didn't get a muckup day. Some people though tied a yr 8er to the ground. Me and my friends put a cardboard bodykit on a mates car, cardboard wing and everything. Even a BMW shark spoiler thingy.
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Rob...

Jamie?
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Yeah its Jamie

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Use fire hoses to fill dumpsters with water = swimming pool for years 7's

Bean bag beans. They will leave your mark for generations to come.
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i like this idea ... it may be used!
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Ive been swore to reveal nothing, that was then and too much has happen since,but as with all muck ups are wild I can mention that it involved a teacher who was very much in the spirit of things

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we were not allowed to do anything thanks to the year above us. I drove past about 10.30pm the night of ours and had the cops chase me down. sheesh. the year before though - dead snakes in the water drinking troughs, a live rooster was stapped to the weather vane, vaseline on the door knobs, super glue in every lock, buckets of used chip fat from the local take away shop were down every set of stairs and the basketball and netball courts were painted bright pink with house paint. we all got sent home and the school was closed for nearly 3 days while they cleaned up...
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'94 - What some idiots did (wasnt at the best school) was light a fire in the Darkroom (photogrpahy) using the chemicals forced every year out - then eventually home...but most stayed on at the school surrounds. As we were literally above a train station, 3/4 of the kids used train. All year 12 congregated either side of the station and let loose a barage of water bombs / flour bombs / egg bombs etc - needless to say all got wet...... now 3:30pm comes around , the girls school gets let out from down the road ;)
There was burnt out letters in the oval etc - but done later that evening.
Think that was the year that they started to clamp down ...
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Out school hired about a dozen security guards patrolling the school all day so we couldnt do anything! But the year before us put a goat on the library roof!
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