Conspiracy Theories - Page 2

MO · 28-09-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

He thought the Van Allen was a comedian, until he realized he was thinking of Woody Allen.

HAHAHAHAHA SB.....stop it...I'm trying to be serial!

Sourbastard · 28-09-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by John McMaster

How do you know they have'nt!!!!!!!

Because the moon ran out of Oil weeks ago.

M14A-Mclaren · 28-09-2005, 10:33 PM

FYI, Nasa has planned to go back to the moon by 2018

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Originally Posted by MITCHAY

Found this piece on the moon landing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/space/s...evidence.shtml

Down the bottom, Bob the Builder doesn't believe it. lol

Sourbastard · 28-09-2005, 10:35 PM

NASA have been planning to go to Mars for the last 40 years too. Hard to do long term planning every 4 years.

MO · 28-09-2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

Because the moon ran out of Oil weeks ago.

Well thats done it for me my last cheap fuel is finished....bugger!

The Mighty Red · 28-09-2005, 10:39 PM

What have I missed something ?

I would not be at all surprised if the trip to mars was a fake aswell

Casper · 28-09-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

Because it's a waste of money?

The fact you can see the landers from earth and there are instruments that you can bounce a laser off should nerf all hippie theories.

Now something to get your brain thinking. martin Bryant walked into the Broadwater Cafe, gunned down 30 odd people within 90 seconds, alot of them headshots. That's a hit every 3 seconds, try picking up a target, shooting and moving onto anothe that quickly. Later that night the cops had him pinned down for hours and he didn't hit one of them.

Oswald did it... bwahahahahahaha... riiiight

You want a consiracy.. JFK. I dont know a single person who believes the bunk they released about the 'official' story. I'm yet to see anything that proves a bullet from high and behind can turn around and hit low and in front.

MITCHAY · 28-09-2005, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by M14A-Mclaren

Down the bottom, Bob the Builder doesn't believe it. lol

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Originally Posted by Bob Builder

- "How is anyone supposed to believe that a space-craft with the total computer power of a pocket calculator made it to the moon and back?"

Hahha gave me a laugh. Really doesnt bother me in the least bit.

Psycho Chicken · 28-09-2005, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

You want a consiracy.. JFK. I dont know a single person who believes the bunk they released about the 'official' story. I'm yet to see anything that proves a bullet from high and behind can turn around and hit low and in front.

It gets better when you start looking at the facts with Lincon's death side by side with JFK.

Casper · 28-09-2005, 10:42 PM

So the actual landers that can be seen with a decent telescope are all fake too?

Casper · 28-09-2005, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

It gets better when you start looking at the facts with Lincon's death side by side with JFK.

Yeah, thats bloody freaky I must admit.

Sourbastard · 28-09-2005, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Casper

I'm yet to see anything that proves a bullet from high and behind can turn around and hit low and in front.

JFK's wife convinced it it was lost, then nagged it into making a U turn.

MITCHAY · 28-09-2005, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

JFK's wife convinced it it was lost, then nagged it into making a U turn.

Thats only one of many instances where having a wife with a mute button would be handy. Could of been a life saver.

Dave_au · 29-09-2005, 12:27 AM

Undisputed evidence - have a close look.

29-09-2005, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sourbastard

i hadnt planned on closing it, i had assumed the CIA would come in and do it for me.

We have hacked into your computer and know where you are.
Stay where you are, we are watching your every move and a team is enroute to intercept you.

Don't try anything, we are watching you remember.

ps... stop picking your nose FFS. What are you, like three? Yuck.

Cheahman · 29-09-2005, 12:33 AM

omg it was bert!!!!
Everythings a conspiracy! I better be quite now, their watching

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29-09-2005, 12:39 AM

We are always watching...

When you don't expect us, thats when you can expect us. So if you expect us then you won't expect us.

The MaDDeSTMaN · 29-09-2005, 12:45 AM

There will be renewed interest in moon landings when the new engine is completed that runs on cheese - then there will be another space race in order to claim the moon for all that cheese...

You think I'm joking? :hihi:

29-09-2005, 12:51 AM

That information is classified. How did you obtain those files?

I demand you inform me where you got a 648AT56 clearance.

We are now enroute to intercept you too. Do not pack anything. You will not be needing anything where you're going. Extra slippery soap is provided.

Dave_au · 29-09-2005, 12:55 AM

^ someone must have failed Goulburn!

The MaDDeSTMaN · 29-09-2005, 01:01 AM

Hahaha, it's common knowledge to anyone who has worked for Shell - ask anyone who works there what they use to boost the octane in Optimax and if they've been there long enough, they'll know, like I do, that cheese is added to increase the octane, which is a wide-spread testing procedure to see how existing engines will run on a cheese/petrol mix once the new engines are released.

Oops, I've said too much... *runs*

Dave_au · 29-09-2005, 01:03 AM

BP Ultimate and Mobil 8000 is the same - in Sydney at least - and thats not a lie

Just had to get that off my chest......

I think I'll go now.

Blue Oval Mopar Man · 29-09-2005, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by sourbastard

Of course it wasnt a plane that hit the pentagon. It was actually yogurt truck travelling at high speed.

Sourbastard, your full of it ! Yes its a conspiracy , No it wasnt a yoghurt truck !

It was actually Wyle E Coyote , trying to ride an acme rocket into a fake tunnel that the Roadrunner had painted on the pentigon !

Jezzze you lot are silly sometimes !

29-09-2005, 01:10 AM

Wyle E. Coyote is a figment of your imagination. He does not exist. Acme Rockets do not exist. I do not exist. The CIA does not exist. You do not exist. This forum does not exist. You are all crazy. Crazy I tell you. Nothing to see here...

rodderz · 29-09-2005, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

Hahaha, it's common knowledge to anyone who has worked for Shell - ask anyone who works there what they use to boost the octane in Optimax and if they've been there long enough, they'll know, like I do, that cheese is added to increase the octane, which is a wide-spread testing procedure to see how existing engines will run on a cheese/petrol mix once the new engines are released.

Oops, I've said too much... *runs*

lol.... explains why the company ute runs like a block of cheddar some days with a crowd of mice racing after it and catching it, it's a bit slow sometimes

Might have to get something other than a shell card!

The MaDDeSTMaN · 29-09-2005, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by C.I.A.

You are all crazy. Crazy I tell you. Nothing to see here...

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a box. The box had worms in it. I don't like worms, they make me go crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a box. The box had worms in it. I don't like worms, they make me go crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Blue Oval Mopar Man · 29-09-2005, 01:58 AM

I once worked with a bloke , and he was a real funny bugger . One day at smoko he tells a hell funny joke , and when I stop laughing i tell him your mad. At that he whips a peice of paper out of his pocket and says no Im not , I have a letter that says im not ! Have you got a letter that says your not crazy ? He was right . It was a letter by a doctor at a mental institution that certified him as " Of sound mind "

Now that was crazy !

Ok back to the topic of mice eating the moon causing little green men to crash their spaceship into the pentagon , all because Harold Holt can hold his breath for a long time !

29-09-2005, 02:13 AM

Where be the one you call "Young 'Un"

He is wanted for interrogation. Speak now or face the brain gravy...

Shonky · 29-09-2005, 02:15 AM

Oh no not the Brain Gravy, thats worse than the Barbie Avatar...

You'll never catch me, never!

Ahahaha!

*runs off*

The MaDDeSTMaN · 29-09-2005, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by C.I.A.

Where be the one you call "Young 'Un"

He is wanted for interrogation. Speak now or face the brain gravy...

I think he went mad after someone put him in a box with worms in it :hihi: