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Old 11-07-2006, 07:49 PM   #1
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Went and seen the Fast And the Furious ToKyo Drift last night ,

and there were some Ulehs in the Cinema who wouldnt shut up , so as we were leaving , me being the smartarse that i am , mumbled in the toilets to my mates, ' That movie was BS , every uleh and his Vl will be out there TRYING to drift' and i think one of them heard me ,

Anywho , Walking out to the Carpark , Jumped in the Au and all of a sudden , 3 VL Commodores Cut Infront of me and jumped on the Brakes , and they got out and came to my window , Girlfriend was Freaking and Mates were on the Phone seeing if i needed help , but im ok with that , on dude said' so you reackon these cant drift eh , man well show you up ?'

He Jumped Back into the car , reved it about 4 times ( heard a Bolt fall out or Two ) and proceeded to drift out of the carpark , didnt see the cop on the other side of the road , tried to lock the brakes up to slow down , seen the Cop lights , and ended up with the car on the other side of the road with the whole axle , wheels and all , ripped off the car ,

So i casually cruised out , waved , and Drove off into the sunset

Just thought i would share this hilarious story to you all

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Wonderful story!

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nah but she hit me in the face when i lit em up after the other car rocked up next to me at the lights , Chopped him and then went to her house and yeah ... TBC
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Strange breed the VL mutant; had a few of the cranny crazys on a little drive saturday night stopped in at Maccas Frankston for a coffey only to find a VL mutant stalling it up in the car park only to return 5 min later to line lock it the entire length of the car park : made a hell of a bang when it jumped the speed hump ... :
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BWAHAHA that story made my day

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Old 11-07-2006, 08:23 PM   #7
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Its a great story. Warms my heart :

I think he was in hurry to get home to watch the Wedge, or to get home to the Wedge
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Old 11-07-2006, 08:26 PM   #8
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hehe that would have been great...scary that 3 cars just pull out in front of you though

and the movie well.... guess you could say the acting was the highlight...shame about the mustang
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lol , reminds me of the days when "Rocky" the movie was first released , every man and his dog was walking out of the cinema twatting their shoulders about , thinking they where the italian stallion ..lmao
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Old 11-07-2006, 08:40 PM   #10
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The only thing I'm going to say is, why would you waste your hard ern cash on a movie like that, lol.
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nah but she hit me in the face when i lit em up after the other car rocked up next to me at the lights , Chopped him and then went to her house and yeah ... TBC
Unless you two caught a bus or taxi to the movie... what does she expect to happen after a movie like that? Me thinks she drives a Laser....
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im gonna go see the movie, then say the same thing in the bathroom afterwards and see if the same thing happens to me!
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Old 11-07-2006, 09:33 PM   #13
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nah but she hit me in the face
Bwahahahaha now that's funny :hihi:
Hey Bucky, how long you had the stripes on the beast for??? I need to pay more attention.
Great story too SR hehehehe
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great story made my day.
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Good stuff Daniel. I know that I Can always rely on you for a good laugh.
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LOL.. why is it, every VL driver with a set of mag wheels feels the need to talk his 1987 Commodore up?
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LOL.. why is it, every VL driver with a set of mag wheels feels the need to talk his 1987 Commodore up?
because everything made in '87 is the BEST! :hihi:
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" Ughh Its'aaa Nisssan Bro "
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i guess he really wanted a mitsubishi.. ahem bits-a-misin and ended up with one! hehe

gotta love morons!

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Old 13-07-2006, 11:28 AM   #20
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aaah yes, the commo crowd. they are always good for some entertainment. but i do know what its like being on his side of that, as i only just got my car back after trying to show up some bloke in a R31 Skyline who decided tailgating me was a good idea. Only difference is i like to think i have learned my lesson. :

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I think we've all just about done it when we were younger, show off and end up stacking the car or something ..lol - leason learned the hard way ! ..lol

The worste one i saw i think , and this also involved a commmodore , was years back at the Albert Park Lake drags . Huge crowds / Blokes used to put oil on a corner and cars would come screaming around the corner then drop the rubber / mind you there was a centre stip for parked cars between both sides of the road.
All was fine for a while until ! .... Some bloke in a commodore came screaming around the corner, hard on the brakes and turning real hard ( nearlly on 2 wheels ! ) , got around the corner / smoked them up / something broke / his front wheel disapeared into the wheel arch / then he went crashing into the parked cars in the centre stip inbetween the road.....thats not it folks ! - then to top it off , just as he hit the cars / you could hear the police sirens coming / cops were there in seconds trying to bust everyone / I remember just seeing that bloke holding his head in his hands helplessly as the cops got him before anyone !.
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ah the good old VL, gotta love em. The ******* that drive them never learn either, line up at a set of lights absolutley smoke them, next set of lights, they're there again, stalling it up ready to give it another try, same thing happens, and its not like you just beat them, you blow the absolute ****er out of them and they still try again & again & again. I guess its cause with there seats layed so far back they cant actually see who won. Normally they have a car full of VL mates aswell, all talking it up, yelling **** out the windows, i simply blow them off then next set wind the window down and ask, what happened, you stuck in first or something mate, do you want me to give you a lead this time, i wont go till you cross the other side then hey, then blow them off again.
It takes a certain type of person to drive a VL, HOWEVER, i have known of a certain few people who have owned VL's and infact had them looking quite nice, well looked after, lowered, mags, etc, etc, and were not complete tossers. But damn they are few & far between.


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Commo Driver - :

I suppose under the new anti-hooning laws, what was left of his vehicle would have also been impounded.
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Hey Bucky, how long you had the stripes on the beast for??? I need to pay more attention.
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you blow the absolute ****er out of them and they still try again & again & again. I guess its cause with there seats layed so far back they cant actually see who won.
Classic comment! LOL! I'm amazed they can see over the dash at all!

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This thread is awesome! That story is absolutely terrific!!!!!!!!!!
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No it a Holden Skyline. Every VL is a transe*ual car for those who either want import or not so home brew. hehe hahaha

Tokyo Drift is not bad at all.
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LMAO Good story there........... Tokyo Drift is a good movie except for in the races they always change the camera angle every second! It's too quick...
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