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15-06-2006, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: WA
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I have not seen this one before, but after a S.H.I.T. start to the day it brightened me up a bit
Special High Intensity Training To: All Employees From: Management SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING IN order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and your manager shall be responsible for seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle. Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Department Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since Our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for promotion of Director of Intensity Programming, (D.I.P.S.H.I.T). If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T). REGARDS Boss in General Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
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15-06-2006, 12:02 PM
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BEU77Y and the BEE55T
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: NSW South Coast
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LOL, how true is that!
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15-06-2006, 12:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Golf Coast
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Great jokes live on, this one was doing the fax circuit in the 80's. Worked even better when retyped on company letterhead
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15-06-2006, 12:38 PM
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Heart of Blue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: ACT
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I like it. Think I might print it out and give it to my boss......
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15-06-2006, 03:33 PM
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cute, BUT!! be careful of Diversity laws before reprinting etc.
Its not like the OLDE days , some one could take offence etc. |
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15-06-2006, 04:00 PM
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Runnin C3H8 & C4H10
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains NSW
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I thought we couldn't swear on the forums? Anyway, that one is old, but i guess not everyone has heard it.
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15-06-2006, 05:51 PM
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KITTY Crew Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: WA
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 And what is diversity laws wiskieboy?
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FOR SALE BAII Super Pursuit 0083 Awsome power by XTREME FORD TUNING 500rwkw New ALLOY Block Awesome exhaust by THE EXHAUST CENTRE MIDLAND Awesome Kenne Bell Supercharger setup by AGRO! and Bluepower Racing Developments Now with full DOT approval and Permitted for road use
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15-06-2006, 05:57 PM
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15-06-2006, 06:00 PM
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Runnin C3H8 & C4H10
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Doesn't worry me personally, but I don't have kids yet.
We have :the_finge  : & :thebirds: in the smile list, so people can't be that worried.
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15-06-2006, 06:02 PM
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That is so good
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15-06-2006, 06:41 PM
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doof doof doof doof
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: SE Melbourne
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As far as I can tell, the original post complied with all aspects of Equity and Diversity principles as lots of S.H.I.T was being offered to all employees equally and without prejudice.
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Peter Car
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Location: geelong
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This one is funny
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