Joke Time

[csv8]

A baby harp seal walks into a bar. The barman says " What will you have, baby harp seal ?"
The baby harp seals says,"Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks."

Do Jewish footballers get hammies?

Michael Jackson was yachting off the coast of Newport when a wave hit him and washed him overboard. One of the crew yelled ;"Throw him a buoy" Michael answered, " This is no time to be romantic."

A friend of mine has a problem with his eyesight and the other morning he mixed up his iron tablets with his Viagra. He still gets sexy, but everything faces north.

A man walked into a bar. He was an Englishman and he walked in with an Irishman and a New Zealander, and the barman said to the New Zealander, "What are you doing in this joke.?" :nutsycuck :

[Gammaboy]

Originally Posted by csv8

A baby harp seal walks into a bar. The barman says " What will you have, baby harp seal ?"
The baby harp seals says,"Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks."

A baby Fur seal walks into a club......

you'da thunk it'd run away......

[Lightning Strike GT]

A polar bear was driving towards the north pole when his car started to play up leaking oil so he drives to the nearest mechanic and leaves it there for a few hours to have it looked over and goes for a walk thru town.
After a while he gets tired and hungry and pop into a corner shop looks around and buys an ice cream.
As he is walking back to the car the ice cream starts to melt around his mouth just as he finishes the ice cream he arrives back at the mechanics.
The mechanic still has his head under the bonnet when the polar bear walks back to him.
The mechanic looks at the polar bear and says my god man it looks like you have blown a seal to which the polar bear replied
No mate it is just ice cream :