Most Embarrassing moment

Geez Louise · 06-10-2007, 12:22 AM

I am sitting here thinking and having a few cold ones....as ya do! (and by the way....is 8 cans in one night too many?? I don't think so!) and I got to thinking what is the most embarrassing thing I have ever done...I tell ya the list is long...VERY LONG!

My most recent one...well ok...second recent is walking down the street and grabbing what I thought was my husbands hand...walkin and talkin, only to turn and find out it was a complete stanger who's hand I had hold of and all I could think of to say was..."Your not my husband" . He said " Yeah I know love. Do you want me to be?"
I swear I nearly died.
Has anyone else every had anything embarrassing like that happen or is it only me?

mik · 06-10-2007, 12:32 AM

i was in kmart one day with my mum, i let off a huge fart ( i was 10 metres behind) and everyone thought it was my mum

it was embarrasement for her lol...............i should be ashamed should`nt i

, does that pass as one of those moments?

Geez Louise · 06-10-2007, 12:36 AM

I once had this guy in the post office staring at me...like really staring at me and I thought " What the hell is he looking at!" so I shout..."what the #$@#$@ are you looking at!" and he politely grabbed a tissue...held it in front of his face and gave me a friendly wipe as in I had better use for it then he did! Now THAT was embarrassing!

Nostalgia · 06-10-2007, 12:53 AM

Mine would have to be at my Wedding. As i was the groom i was un-aware that i had to make a speech so i was totally un-prepared for it. I blamed the grog of course !!!

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Geez Louise · 06-10-2007, 12:57 AM

At my sisters wedding, my future brother in law had to take a leak..nerves and all and as they were getting married in a park...he went to some bushes and starts peeing only to look up and see that someone else was getting married in front of him...Now THAT was funny as! Would have loved the photos of that!

savagE · 06-10-2007, 01:01 AM

I ran into a pole. Not with a car but actually physically running.

Nostalgia · 06-10-2007, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Geez Louise

At my sisters wedding, my future brother in law had to take a leak..nerves and all and as they were getting married in a park...he went to some bushes and starts peeing only to look up and see that someone else was getting married in front of him...Now THAT was funny as! Would have loved the photos of that!

Bwahahahaha.

: My moment isnt too bad compared to that.

Geez Louise · 06-10-2007, 01:03 AM

I walked into a stop sign...Sure as hell stopped me! I told ya..my life is one embarrassing moment after the next. I could tell ya about my latest embarrassment but I am still not over it!

Nostalgia · 06-10-2007, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Geez Louise

I walked into a stop sign...Sure as hell stopped me! I told ya..my life is one embarrassing moment after the next. I could tell ya about my latest embarrassment but I am still not over it!

Cmon tell us. It might help you get over it.

[Tonko] · 06-10-2007, 01:12 AM

Some funny stuff in here....
Im not getting into mine, but some i have seen from mates and stuff...
Wet floor sign at work, mate though it would be funny to frog jump it, he did and slipped on the other side.
Same guy, I told him not to touch the elec ignition on the XD because it would zap him, he leans over to put a vac line in, ZAP! he bashes his head on the bonnet and puts his hand down to steady himself, ZAP again... I didnt see what happened next because i was laughing too hard.

Geez Louise · 06-10-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by EAadam

Cmon tell us. It might help you get over it.

I can tell ta I feel like a right tool! My worst embarrassment I feel is about to come in the next few days. I do some really REALLY REALLY stupid things...like at work once, I had to take off my undies (for reasons only a few people know about...) but didn;t realise in my chair that my boss could see my butt! Dirty perv never said anything...he sure did give me a pay rise though...HeHE

DoreSlamR · 06-10-2007, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Geez Louise

I can tell ta I feel like a right tool! My worst embarrassment I feel is about to come in the next few days. I do some really REALLY REALLY stupid things...like at work once, I had to take off my undies (for reasons only a few people know about...) but didn;t realise in my chair that my boss could see my butt! Dirty perv never said anything...he sure did give me a pay rise though...HeHE

Interesting............

As for embarrassing moments, the one i can think of right now is once at tafe we were building a limestone wall so without thinking i grab a cement mixer and an extension cord, set the mixer up, roll the cord out and plug it in.

Get back to the mixer looking for the power plug and realise its a petrol mixer!
So i look up to see if anyone notices and the whole class was laughing their ***** off at me the buggers had watched me just about the whole time

[Tonko] · 06-10-2007, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Geez Louise

I can tell ta I feel like a right tool! My worst embarrassment I feel is about to come in the next few days. I do some really REALLY REALLY stupid things...like at work once, I had to take off my undies (for reasons only a few people know about...) but didn;t realise in my chair that my boss could see my butt! Dirty perv never said anything...he sure did give me a pay rise though...HeHE

random quote of the day....
Wait, Is it worth perving on?

Geez Louise · 06-10-2007, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by TonkoXR8

random quote of the day....
Wait, Is it worth perving on?

HELL YES!!!

Outbackjack · 06-10-2007, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Geez Louise

HELL YES!!!

This thread is useless without photo's ....

[Tonko] · 06-10-2007, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Outbackjack

This thread is useless without photo's ....

Dammit! beat me to it!
Ok, i'll start the Proof via PM list:
1.OBJ
2.TonkoXR8

Geez Louise · 06-10-2007, 01:43 AM

You want pics...you can't handle the pics!!! hehe!

**Falcon Coupe** · 06-10-2007, 01:47 AM

Another quality bar thread, we have IRC for this.

http://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=92759

GORDZ · 06-10-2007, 02:00 AM

prove it

Feathers · 06-10-2007, 12:33 PM

I've run up to some old woman sitting on a seat in a shopping centre and given her a big hug, thinking at was my grandmother, but she was actually sitting on the next seat down...

My grandmother's sister once needed to stop on the side of the road out in the bush to answer nature's call so to speak.
She walked backwards into the bushes to make sure that no one could see her from the road, and when she was satisfied that she was well enough hidden, began to remove her underwear and squat down.

She heard shrieks directly behind her and turned around to find that she was standing on the edge of a family's picnic rug, and they were all sitting around having lunch.

My grandmother said that she came running out of the bushes so fast, yelling at everyone to get back in the car and hurry up, that they assumed that she had seen a snake.
It was only 20 years later than anyone found out what really happened because she was so embarrassed.

joe260 · 06-10-2007, 03:03 PM

haha im always having embarrasing moments. always at work. im known as the clumsy one.

Started work with a new builder, was walking down to get something out the car, ony to slide on bit of timber, had my phone in my hand, was about to drop it and so i went to catch but was to late and fell face first. turned around to see if anyone was looking and 3 chippys had seen me so i started laughing coz it wouldve looked funny but it did hurt lol.

another one, was at a job and going to get something out my car again, walk out the front door and had to walk on this blue board (no timber on balcony until the next day) and they had lines where u were meant to walk on, but no i walk on the edge and fell straight threw. had to go know couldnt walk. boss was on the phone had seen me then didnt coz i dissapeared lol. that was rather embarrassing lol. and again i pretended it didnt hurt which it really did. Now have the cuts on my leg from it.

Outbackjack · 06-10-2007, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Geez Louise

You want pics...you can't handle the pics!!! hehe!

This may well be true if you drink 8 cans of beer every night!!!

Boza · 06-10-2007, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Outbackjack

This may well be true if you drink 8 cans of beer every night!!!

HAHAHAHAHA good one

gtfpv · 06-10-2007, 09:26 PM

at my work when i started there i was coming in for a mn shift i was walking through a corridore when i smelt this horrible fart smell. jees thats rough i thought. just then the best looking girl was entering the corridore coming the opposite way. just great i thought . she is going to think it was me . as she passed me she looked up and smiled then her face frowned. that was very embarrassing .

getting caught by my sister having a ribald moment when i was a young teenager. then her asking mum what i was doing . what can i say . all these years latyer i still feel embarrassed.