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Old 10-05-2005, 10:07 AM   #1
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sup guys!!!

im 18 today!! just wanted to share it all with you!!! lol

can i please have any tips for the hazard perception test and driving test (Burwood, east melb)?

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have a good one!

-Daniel

p.s. cant wait to go cruis'n with you blokes!!!
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:20 AM   #2
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Yeah, watch out for that pesky bastard motorcycle rider in the rear vision mirror,I kept missing him when I was having a go at home when my son was diong his test :. Good Luck and :party3:
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:01 PM   #3
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nice one bro! happy birthday.
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Old 10-05-2005, 12:04 PM   #4
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Happy Birthday mate. You picked a good one (i'm now longer a teenager today woohoo!).
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Old 10-05-2005, 01:08 PM   #5
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happy birthday!!!!!

with the hazard perception test, if you touch the screen at the wrong time, just say you didnt touch it at all.
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Old 10-05-2005, 01:54 PM   #6
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Happy birthday mate! After 18 the years seem to just fly by....
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Old 10-05-2005, 02:12 PM   #7
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congrats, happy b'day
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Old 10-05-2005, 02:38 PM   #8
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happy birthday dude
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Old 10-05-2005, 02:39 PM   #9
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You are now a Man.
Responsibilities of the Man are as follows.

Step1
Find a woman, but not just any woman.
She must be entirely wrong for you, full of hatred and spite, hate your friends and drive them away, steal your money and abuse your parents. She must not be logical or sane. By the time you know she is wrong for you, get her pregnant.

Step2
Find a Job, but not just any job.
The job must be pointless, meangingless and fullfill nothing in your life. Your goals must change hourly so that you never know what you are supposed to be doing, but your manager must be a ***** so that he can fire you.

Step 3
Repeat Step 2 for 20 years.

Step 4.
While repeating Step 2, find a house, but not the house you want.
It must not be a good house, it must be too small, with a weird smell, previously inhabited by chimps and baboons who have left their saucy lovemaking smells permeated into the walls. Your neighbours will be bogans, and drive a VB Commodore, which will occasionally drop its guts infront of your badly aligned driveway, preventing you from escape.

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Buy a car. But not the car you want.
It must be sensible and practical for your wife who hates your guts, and your 8 children who have learned how to strip a car radio from a Magna from the neighbours in under 15 seconds. The car will continually break down, and appear side by side in the street with the neighbours VB Commodore.

Step6
This next segment will be continued next week, entitled, "So you have decided to end your life."

oh yes. Happy Birthday.
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Old 10-05-2005, 02:51 PM   #10
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Happy BDay mate, both my brother and I did our tests there and passed first go, therefore if you fail you are a bigger loser than my brother and woe is you. The hazard perception is a piece of **** with an incredibly low % to pass (pretty sure I ran over someone coming out of a tram but I blame the shitty graphics :P ) You could always get a stupis ******** of an instructor though and get failed for something petty.
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Old 10-05-2005, 07:24 PM   #11
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Happy Birthday!

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Old 10-05-2005, 07:28 PM   #12
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hehe well done dude...happy birthday...it's all smooth sailing from now till your 21...after that it's all down hill hehe.
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:22 PM   #13
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hahaha don;t be so negative sourbastard!
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:31 PM   #14
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Happy Birthday dude.... only 3 weeks left of being 18 for me. yay!
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:37 PM   #15
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Go out and get totally smashed, pick up some chicks, puke your guts up, have a mad hangover. Totally awesome. My 18th i drank 18 beers (one for every year lol), 8 smirnoff double blacks plus god knows what else. Plus smoked 3.5 cigars. I was trippn balls. Cheers have a good one
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:43 PM   #16
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happy birthday...i turned 18 yesterday and doing my hazard perceptoin tomorrow morning! good luck with yours!
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Old 10-05-2005, 10:50 PM   #17
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Happy 18th mate, all the best while driving by yourself. Remember, everything on the road has its limits, so don't become a statistic.
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Old 10-05-2005, 11:18 PM   #18
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Happy Birthday.

Hope you got through the HPT, it's a peice of ****, and you poor Victorian, having to wait until your 18, here in the Wild West, it only 17 and I turned 17 in March :p
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Old 11-05-2005, 12:58 AM   #19
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Happy Birthday mate!
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Old 11-05-2005, 01:09 AM   #20
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HAPPY BRITHDAY and best of luck on the test then it is P plates for you for the next two years oh well we had to do it
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Old 11-05-2005, 01:27 AM   #21
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hahaha don;t be so negative sourbastard!
negative! You should hear him on a bad day. real life is scarey aint it!!!
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Old 11-05-2005, 08:25 AM   #22
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thanks guys!!!

i passed my hazard perception test

now all thats left to pass is the driving test!

cheers
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Old 11-05-2005, 09:31 PM   #23
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but did you get BLIIIIND????
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Old 11-05-2005, 11:11 PM   #24
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thanks guys!!!

i passed my hazard perception test

now all thats left to pass is the driving test!

cheers

yeh same passed my hazard perception!

going for my drive next tues!!
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Old 14-05-2005, 11:01 AM   #25
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I GOT THEM!!!!!!! thanks for all ya help guys!!
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Old 14-05-2005, 03:40 PM   #26
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but did you get BLIIIIND????
But you haven't answered my previous question!
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