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13-12-2006, 12:58 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Q..10kms west of Rocky...
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Rules of Law Enforcement
Narcotics units Immediately grow facial hair, tell everybody you were ordered to. Get a tattoo, get lots of tattoos. Start watching every episode of Monster Garage. Buy a biker wallet with a big chain Make every case involve overtime $$$. Buy bunches of boats, RV's, and motorcycles with that overtime. Learn to play golf drunk. SWAT units Wear team T-shirts, Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday. Try to fit the word breach in to every conversation. Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair, or shave head if you don't Never say hello to anyone who is not an operator, just practice your SWAT head nod. Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune and Muscle and Fitness. Learn to play golf wearing a gun. Community Service units Hate SWAT. Work to make everybody love you. Paint your office in pastel colors. Think Feng Shui. Subscribe to Psychology Today. Learn to play miniature golf. Traffic units Write tickets to EVERYBODY. Spend every weekend cleaning your bike and polishing boots. Annoy everyone on the radio calling out your stops. Talk about nothing but how many tickets you wrote in one day. Ride by a building with big windows to see your reflection. Golf is lame, motor rodeos are cool. Administrative Units Three-hour lunches everyday, tell everybody it's a meeting. Upgrade department cell phone every month. Tell everybody you are published in a national law enforcement magazine. Update your revenge list on a weekly basis. Golf Rules! Play lots of golf. Patrol Units Has nerves of steel. In a terminal state of nausea from department politics. Inability to keep mouth shut. Has defining tastes in alcohol. Is respected by peers. Beats the crap out of his caddy on any bogeyed shot. Detective Bureau Solve no crime before it's overtime. Learn to play golf while on duty. Develop important leads for cases somewhere near home right after lunch. See how far from city you can actually go to lunch without getting caught. |
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13-12-2006, 10:33 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,652
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There seems to be a lot of golf happening
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13-12-2006, 10:49 AM
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With da Warlords
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Orange NSW
Posts: 1,781
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bit of overtime too, I didnt think they had that much energy... Must be all the donuts hmmmmm
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13-12-2006, 11:29 PM
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Allan Smithee
Join Date: May 2005
Location: SE Melbourne
Posts: 458
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Too American!
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16-12-2006, 02:11 PM
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Victoria
Posts: 5,556
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Very American but some points apply here, biggest laugh for defectives....
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16-12-2006, 02:56 PM
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Snoopping
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In front of the 'puter
Posts: 626
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I saw this on another forum. Funniest thing was one of the other members getting defensive over his golf clubs and his Blackberry! Yes he's an admin cop.
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