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Old 18-08-2008, 11:34 PM   #31
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haha i was so sucked in on that one, classic!
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Old 18-08-2008, 11:38 PM   #32
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Go the whitelines............





and shoot the B***ch and the then the boyfriend.
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Old 19-08-2008, 07:54 AM   #33
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Smack the co worker over the head with the old struts. Win Win
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Old 19-08-2008, 01:37 PM   #34
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caught me hook, line, sinker & copy of the angelers times,
gotta love red dwarf quotes lol

but still nice read, first time i saw simular one to this i was about 1/4 thru it and writing a reply saying fork that of you dont need her blah blah then saw the punch line haha
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Old 19-08-2008, 01:43 PM   #35
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hahaha second time ive been caught out by that hahahaha damn you!
last time my mate actualyl changed it to a CRX (which is what he owned) so it was really beleivable untill the last second hahaha
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Old 19-08-2008, 01:51 PM   #36
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Nice one mate, I was thinking she better have a bullet proof vest cause this guy is going to get her.
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Old 19-08-2008, 08:44 PM   #37
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It has happened to me, so don't laugh!!!

My best mate ran off with my wife ......... hell I miss him!!
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Old 19-08-2008, 08:52 PM   #38
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I actually believed you were serious... very funny
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Old 19-08-2008, 09:08 PM   #39
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Very nice work even if the story is copied


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Old 19-08-2008, 09:32 PM   #40
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LOL loved the read, i probably would of thought the same thing HAHAHAHA then ditch the b%$ch
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Old 20-08-2008, 04:26 PM   #41
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It has happened to me, so don't laugh!!!

My best mate ran off with my wife ......... hell I miss him!!

ROFLMFAO ... god thats better than the original joke
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Old 20-08-2008, 06:26 PM   #42
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hahaha.... did you get video? If so please pm the footage...
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Old 23-08-2008, 02:03 AM   #43
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aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww LOL you rat i was waiting for the good old fashion pounding mate with the fists.... :(
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Old 23-08-2008, 11:24 AM   #44
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Thats probably the funniest thing i've ever read. cant imagine the look on your face when you saw the wear on the tyres...
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Old 23-08-2008, 11:44 AM   #45
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FANTASTIC MATE, i loved it and was so focused on the story
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Old 24-08-2008, 09:27 PM   #46
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LOL! hahaha! I'm almost in tears.
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Old 24-08-2008, 11:09 PM   #47
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Absolute comedic gold! I haven't read something that funny in a very long time.
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Old 25-08-2008, 08:15 AM   #48
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Ha ha, so what happens to the wife now?
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Old 26-08-2008, 12:37 AM   #49
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Ha ha, so what happens to the wife now?
Trade her in and get a real car, XW/XY with that type of muscle no one ain't going to mess with ya wife.

Very funny though
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