Why do you drive a FORD??

[haycait]

There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barnyard.

Suddenly, the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken "Go get the farmer, save me, save me!!!"

The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So she gets the farmer's Commodore and drives it over to the mud pit, lassoes the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out.

The horse says, "Thank you, Thank you I owe you my life..."



Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken
falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!"

So the horse says, "No No No. I think I can get you."
The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my dick."
The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and saves the chickens' life.



So what's the moral of the story?

The moral is:

If you have a dick the size of a horse then you don't need a Commodore to pick up chicks!




That explains why I drive a FORD!!!