This one is funny

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I have not seen this one before, but after a S.H.I.T. start to the day it brightened me up a bit

Special High Intensity Training


To: All Employees

From: Management

SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING


IN order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else.



If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and your manager shall be responsible for seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.



Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Department Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since

Our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don’t have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T already.



If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T will get the S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for promotion of Director of Intensity Programming, (D.I.P.S.H.I.T).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).



REGARDS

Boss in General

Special High Intensity Training

(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)