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ok people...
bullshit artists, we all know them.. post stories that are so obviously bullshit its rediculous.. ill post as i remember the 100s.. funny thing is they mostly from 1 of my mates... 1. The other day the EPA were doing dyno's in the middle of the road in williamstown.. 2. I adjusted the idle on the carby on my mum's BMW (which just so happens to be fuel injected) 3. (While car was off and in neutral) *shakes knob from side to side... do u hear that rattling, that means there's something wrong in your gearbox... 4. My friend is "adjusting something" (on a new vy commodore) which gives it an extra 15kw.. 5. I can get a full 2.5" exhaust + muffler brand new for $55.. (funny how it magicaly couldnt happen) 6. "I put a hole in the muffler, it sounds so much better and goes so much harder" I will post as i remember them.. another sorta similar thing worthy of mention.. friend calls me "hey santo, someone just asked me something on the net i dont understand.. they said.. reads off the computer... "what's the g.o.?"" My reply: "they are asking you what the go is mate..." meh.. :
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LOL @ some of those. Baaaaaaaaad!
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guy named Rory at my high school: Yeah my uncle got from here (canberra) to Sydney in 2 hours...he did it at 3am in the morning a Aston Martin V8, doing 180km/h, but 170 around the corners :
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oh **** just remembered a classic (same guy)....
My uncle has a 13 inch exhaust lmao... lovely bullshiting, damn shame he has no idea of imperical to metric conversions..
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A friend of mine has a piece of shit car and when i tell him he has to go get a "new" part he always comes back and says.
Ok i went to wreckers and got a "new one" which means it is a second hand POS that he calls new. And then wonders why it shits itself the next day.
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I had a mate in high school who thought the part of a G-String which goes in the back went in the front...
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b/a: yeah, was at the drags, had a few races, then i went drifting it at drifting it at 180km/h up in the sticks, it handles so damn well at that speed.
me: Uh huh, and what do you drive? b/a: a satria Had to walk away to recompose myself after that one.
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Well lets see, my brother and i were watchin a car show on the idiot box and there was this fellow from NSW who had a canary yellow Torana, now he was tellin the tv crew that it was totally standard, some how the nine inch diff part just didn't sound so standard : :Up_to_som Better still, when i was doin mechanic workshop at school we had a relief teacher, neway she owned a diesel 4WD, apparently it wasn't runnin too good so the boys and i told her that it was a problem wid the spark plugs, funny thing is she went to the mechanics the next day to explain her prob. Was real funny at the time
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My new workmate (who happens to be a dipshit);
"Seen those cool new 50cc scooters?! My mate bought one and took out the resister, now it does 70km/h!" |
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20-04-2005, 05:07 PM | #16 | ||
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on the topic of what shouldnt be said.....
"is it in yet?" : |
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Thats a classy **** first post that. : Last edited by XA-Coupe; 21-04-2005 at 10:30 AM. |
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djs are the worst shit talkers ever.
steve strangis is the worst. u should see his website.douchebag : |
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20-04-2005, 05:24 PM | #22 | ||
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different person...this maybe isnt bullshit.. but i have a solution..
b/a" "Man it was eatin up clutches, diffs and gearboxes"... me: "but it's stock".. b/a: "yea man must b like a freak from factory" solution if not bullshit: stick to auto or a pushbike mate! or learn to drive manual..
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20-04-2005, 05:35 PM | #23 | ||
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Here's another one that this particular mate said in High school... (not car related)
"Hong Kong is in China"....
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