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09-03-2008, 08:08 PM
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carefactor zero
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: s/e melbourne
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Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Let me know what I've missed - cheers |
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09-03-2008, 08:11 PM
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carefactor zero
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: s/e melbourne
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And for the under 40's this is some of the toys we played with
http://objflicks.com:80/CarsWeDrove.htm |
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09-03-2008, 08:17 PM
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VFII SS UTE
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Central Coast
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we don't give a rat's.
we don't care for someone'else emotion's.. someone'else will fix my problem's... what prob?? nothing to do with me....
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I don't often hear the sound of a screaming LSX. But when I do, So do the neighbours.. GO SOUTHS
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09-03-2008, 08:49 PM
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The Vengeful One
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Tazzy
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We get to have sex with women!
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09-03-2008, 08:58 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Rockingham WA
Posts: 1,234
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And you always have an orgasm!
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A philosopher is a person who finds a problem for every solution . :Reverend: 95 EF XR8, Advance headers, Vortech V2 t trim blower, Ported Cobra Manifold, Capa Switch Chip Eliminator. 307 rwhp 395 ft/lb 13.2 @ 105mph Now NA- AFR 165 heads, 1.6RR, Ported Cobra 269rwhp 14.2 ... needs stall and 4.11's 1977 CL Chrysler Panel Van, 360, 727 torqueflite auto soon to be restored. |
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09-03-2008, 09:04 PM
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Starter Motor
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it only takes one orgasm to satisfy us.
shopping is a mission, not a pleasure. |
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09-03-2008, 10:04 PM
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Cane Farmer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tom Price, WA
Posts: 4,056
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We never have headaches.
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09-03-2008, 10:15 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Mount Martha
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You can pretty much p$ss where you want when you are on the turps, no toilet required. Huge convenience when you are out doors somewhere.
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09-03-2008, 10:20 PM
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Cane Farmer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tom Price, WA
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Oh
And cause you can hide it when you really are depressed!
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09-03-2008, 10:56 PM
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Long live the GT !
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Perth WA
Posts: 1,863
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We pay a LOT less for haircuts...
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09-03-2008, 11:13 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Toowoomba
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and dont understand foils or anyother hair styling mumbo jumbo
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1628 Escort Project Thread 67.3 RWHP - Paramount Performance Dyno DJ Automotive Tuned with proper jets http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....4&page=1&pp=25 |
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09-03-2008, 11:37 PM
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Only an xr6...
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Brisbane
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I know it's said alot but plus one for empting the tanks wherever we want and if someone sees all we have to do is wave.
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09-03-2008, 11:39 PM
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LOW AND SLOW
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Geelong.
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09-03-2008, 11:43 PM
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BA Falcon XT
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Perth WA
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be in and out of a shop in less then 5minute, we dont need to look at at every label on every produect, just that one will do pay and go brillant
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09-03-2008, 11:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Toowoomba
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yes...yes u are the only one....
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1628 Escort Project Thread 67.3 RWHP - Paramount Performance Dyno DJ Automotive Tuned with proper jets http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....4&page=1&pp=25 |
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09-03-2008, 11:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Toowoomba
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or you simply vent it out playing football or driving a car
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1628 Escort Project Thread 67.3 RWHP - Paramount Performance Dyno DJ Automotive Tuned with proper jets http://fordforums.com.au/showthread....4&page=1&pp=25 |
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09-03-2008, 11:50 PM
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10-03-2008, 12:35 AM
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It'll Buff Out.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Newcastle NSW
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We dont have great boobs though, we have to buy our own drinks and ANY woman can get sex anytime they like for free..
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10-03-2008, 12:38 AM
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Banned
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10-03-2008, 01:07 AM
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Awesome
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In my own little world..Everyone here knows me :)
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Well men should never be depressed if they have a good woman like me!!! and that is the end of that chapter!!
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10-03-2008, 02:06 AM
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What's green is gold
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shepparton
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Real men dont have feelings....
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EF XR8 - Koni's - Cam and Headwork -3.9s - Ex VIC TMU - 1982 Nissan Patrol - 460 ci Big Block soon - Semi Gloss Black - Dark Tint - 4x 6" Infinity Kappa Perfect Splits - 5" Kappa 2 ways - Kappa 6x9's - 2x12" Kappa perfect subs - 2x4 Channel and 2x Mono Kappa amps- |
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10-03-2008, 09:50 AM
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certified nutter
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10-03-2008, 10:03 AM
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The Duke
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Location: Central Coast NSW
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10-03-2008, 11:01 AM
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LPG > You
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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 : You mean, "touche," right?  :
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10-03-2008, 11:13 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Kirrawee NSW
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We can also stand up and p*ss....while writing our name in the dirt with the stream.... :
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06' BF XR6T manual sedan in Bionic Blue.....written off 08/15......greatly missed... New ride....07' RSpec manual Typhoon in Winter White....factory sunroof, Premium sound, Process West intercooler, upsized tubing, valve springs, 1000cc injectors, Delphi intank pump,*modified turbo, 4" dump, 5" cat, dual 2 1/2" Xforce exhaust, Mal Wood Opt 5 clutch, Herrod shifter, Ozrace coilovers with adj. Whiteline bars, 6 spot Brembos, Edit by Crescent Motorsport.....382rwkws @ 1150nms on E85.... 
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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+1 for emptying the tanks where ever we need to!
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10-03-2008, 05:00 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Under a rock.
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No. Menstrual. Cycle.
Thankyou lord.
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10-03-2008, 05:09 PM
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COUPE WHORE
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: were ever i pass out
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i agree!!!
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10-03-2008, 05:14 PM
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Fart Powered™
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Perth
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Any dispute can be settled over a beer or a brief punch up. Chicks dig scars too
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"Ye tho I walk through the valley of rice... I fear no turbo...for torque are with me." |
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