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Originally Posted by Citroënbender
Now you’ve joined, you’ll be able to see what really happens on Friday nights.
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A guy joins Fordforums. After browsing for few months, he asks a question old another forum member a big, hairy guy living few miles away, comes to visit him for the first time.
"There will be a party tonight at my place, are you interested?", asks the neighbor. The guy, already a bit bored of his quiet living, says "Okay, why not."
"There will be some dancing and singing there", informs the forum member.
"It's okay, I can sing", he answers.
"And know that there will be heavy drinking too."
"That's not a problem either, I haven't had a drink since I moved here."
"There will be fighting too", says the forum member.
"Uh, okay, I think I can live with that", he says.
"And after all that's been done, there will be some wild sex."
"Now that's good, I haven't got laid in ages!", he says, getting all excited about it.
"So I can count you in?", asks the forum member.
"You bet you can", he says enthusiasticly.
"Okay, so it's a deal. Tonight at my place", says the neigbor and turns to go away.
"Wait, one last thing!", he yells after the forum member. "How should I dress?"
"Oh, doesn't matter, just gonna be the two of us."