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Originally Posted by tweeked
Wow..........You need to talk to more men. You will be surprised if you go in with an open mind.
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Spot on, am glad you answered and not me, some folk are weak willed and shy with it, gay men and women feed on that weakness, I come home from work one day and my missus had cut her long golden blonde hair off, short short, like a bloke, she was sitting legs apart in jeans sucking on a stubby with a fag hanging outta the side of her mouth, was just about to say something and another voice cut in?
Well well, it was a carbon copy of my wife, every time i asked a question it was answered by this dysfunctional thing, in the end I picked her up over my shoulder, walked 50 metres to Gl......k lagoon and threw her in, I said don't come into my house ever again, you want to look like an idiot that's fine, but my wife is a woman not a lemonhead!
Big fireworks that night, 3 feet of beautiful blonde hair gone, I said I hope you donated it to the Cancer Council, she said the hairdresser bought it and we bought drinks with it!
I went off my nut, my missus was a stage 4 manic depressive, easily led and a walkover for a dominant woman.
True story 1992, we split a year later
Chilly Beers