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Originally Posted by XB GS 351 Coupe
GENDER : Was allocated a human male gender at birth but identify as a sexual free spirit in fluid motion with the outer universe and inner earth.
AGE : I feel this is a discriminatory question that will pigeon hole me into a certain age bracket when I consider myself timeless and out of this world, and I don't think I should be restricted and classified by earthly time measures which bear no relevance to the existence of my timeless inner spirit.
IDENTITY : I have no identity, I am like water a fluid motion, I am everything, but I am nothing, I am everywhere but no where.
CULTURE : I am a white hispanic aboriginal buddhist bacon eating muslim, who votes for One Nation, and believes in equal rights for sexually and culturally oppressed invertebrates.
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As a atheist time travelling schizophrenic vegan alien from asia with a swedish sudanese heritage and also gender/prehistoric fluid relating to trees and meat eating toads, I take offense to the lack of respect for my equality needs and demand all days ending in X be given a candlelight vigil for my recognition. This is not a joke.