1. When I’m stuck in a huge traffic jam and assume there must be a big prang up ahead, only to find out that the jam is being caused by rubberneckers gawping at something on the side of the road.
2. Trucks, ****** little diesels, and grandmas, who don’t keep to the left at traffic lights. They dawdle away from the lights, and before you get anywhere near the speed limit, you’re at the next set of lights.
3. Drivers that can’t merge at speed. Simple message really, if you can’t merge, stay off the fekking freeway.
4. People that don’t indicate at roundabouts, so you have to try and guess what the fekkers are doing.
5. Motorcyclists that ride between the lanes. You won’t think you’re so clever when I open my door!
6. Drivers who breakdown and just leave their car blocking traffic.
7. Fekking morons who don’t allow a driver with a breakdown to pull off the road.
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2024
Time to Make the Hippies Cry Again
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