[pauljh74]

At a recent job interview:

What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?

Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.

And your strengths?


I'm Batman.
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We should greet the Chilean Miners dressed up as the "Planet of the Apes".
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MC Hammer;
The genius who managed to outsmart catholic priests.
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Justin Bieber.
The librarian says "Sorry, it hasn't come out yet."
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In preparation for 2012, I am building an Ark. I am going to to need two of everything, Two Blonds, Two Brunettes and Two Redheads.
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I find it weird that many heavily involved Christians were once drug addicts.

"I used to take a lot of drugs until I found God."

Mate, you probably found a unicorn at the time too.
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Apple just created a new piece of software to detour Pirates from hacking the iPhone 4. They are calling it the iPatch